text, from Joseph Joestar's communicator

[heavyhitter]

ok whos the asshole that stole my housemates
seriously all 3, just gone. these are grown ass men who should at least be hard to fit out the window, so what gives
was it one of u, new kids???? show up and start thieving dudes?? fork em over i wasnt done with those losers yet

missing: 1 kotetsu 1 hal 1 oliver, if seen return to ramir
no reward



ps this is ramir not joseph, some asshat ALSO stole my phone, WHAT GIVES THIS PLACE IS FULL OF CRIME. WE NEED A HERO TO GET ON TOP OF THAT.

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i'm totally still on hiatus you see nothing

[daimeinashi]

I believe that asshole is Lachesis.

[This is said in the flattest most deadpan voice you've ever heard. It's almost as if he took that question literally.



Did he? The world will never know. ~It is a mystery~]

[heavyhitter]

who

Video until further notice

[redplainsrider]

[Stolen men...]

You, uh, you sure they ain't just out an' ain't [clears throat] "stolen"?

[heavyhitter]

its been like days and im usually at least marginally aware of their existence
so yeah my moneys on stolen

text

[bindsthedead]

That explains why Kotetsu hasn't shown up to his lessons.

[heavyhitter]

sure does
we got a man thief on our hands

video;

[fistofthejoestar]

[thank god for that postscript, or Jonathan would have had some serious unsure face going on. as it is he just looks quietly amused at this whole situation.]

Is there any reason you don't think they've simply been returned home? My own house seems to suffer from that fairly consistently.

[heavyhitter]

they were doing so good with sticking around thats why

[ not that she GOT ATTACHED or anything silly like that ]

not here

[restitute]

[ stares at camera like he's in the office ]

not here

[heavyhitter]

[ this asshole who's ACTUALLY HERE, OLLIE YOU'RE THE WORST ]

[enigmaestro]

What if they've went off to form their own new, smaller household?

The Legion of Room.

[heavyhitter]

i would find them
theyre NOT having a sleepover without me

[goldenlegacy]

Perhaps you should try keeping better track of your phone, Miss Ramir.

In any case, it's possible that they've all been returned home, yes. Although so many from the same house is a bit unusual.

[heavyhitter]

hey! u got a SUPER italian name, dont tell me ur parents were just wine fanatics

[ ignore everything he said and pursue a topic of her own choice instead? yes absolutely. ]

not here for obvious reasons

[aviate]

[IF HIS STUFF REMAINS UNTOUCHED AND SHE MENTIONS MISSING THEM Hal will let her try fly the plane next time he takes her.]

[heavyhitter]

[ YOU'RE THE ACTUAL BEST, HAL CCCC: good thing she's mostly too lazy to rifle through his stuff ]

[acclimatized]

Having a bad day?

[heavyhitter]

no its FINE. i love this. its great.

text

[rathercommon]

It was sweet of Joseph to let you borrow his phone.

[heavyhitter]

hahahaha borrow
yeah it was

text; comm tag is "Tadashi"

[tadeadshi]

Did you need help finding your phone?

[heavyhitter]

yeah kinda
i mean
i think i know where it is

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

You're a regular nexus of crime.

[heavyhitter]

i know right? whod i kill in a past life, goddamn

text;

[lackey]

u kno who it probly was

[heavyhitter]

dont u fucking say the porter

like way later - audio because he's using his MIND

[trickstar]

Oh, so that's where it went. I forgot you had mine.

yes, perfect. it works, who cares how

[heavyhitter]

yeah
maybe ill keep it
want mine? it smells like garbage

text.

[tardily]

couldn't they have just taken the door out? i mean you might have to shove oliver out of a window but i could see hal just taking the door.

[ he swears he's not a dick and this actually makes him concerned, but oliver is oliver and— who knows in the case of hal. ]

and if we find any of them is it okay to just leave them in the house if we can't find you right away? and i swear i didn't mean that to sound as creepy as it does. i just know what house they're supposed to be in.

[heavyhitter]

yeah point, hal couldve gone for the door, and maybe kotetsu too
theyre right thinking dudes like that, unlike others who wont be named

i guess, but make sure u leash them and slip it under a table leg or something, it will suck if they wander off again before im home

audio;

[rideme]

Haven't seen 'em.

Need a hand with your phone thief?

[heavyhitter]

if u can crack anon signals sure
sort of leaning for u dont even know what that means, but anything is possible

[glowsferatu]

only one of those name is familiar to me
but if you need him located i can try
only fair to warn you it will probably be a waste of time

[heavyhitter]

is this a trap

[abduxel]

grown-ass men or grown ass-men, that's the real question

[heavyhitter]

u know
im not sure i can answer that one

oh god forgive me for how late this is

[gevurah]

A local stole your communicator?

please there is no late in my world

[heavyhitter]

no pretty sure it was one of us