text, from Joseph Joestar's communicator

[heavyhitter]

ok whos the asshole that stole my housemates
seriously all 3, just gone. these are grown ass men who should at least be hard to fit out the window, so what gives
was it one of u, new kids???? show up and start thieving dudes?? fork em over i wasnt done with those losers yet

missing: 1 kotetsu 1 hal 1 oliver, if seen return to ramir
no reward



ps this is ramir not joseph, some asshat ALSO stole my phone, WHAT GIVES THIS PLACE IS FULL OF CRIME. WE NEED A HERO TO GET ON TOP OF THAT.

Comments

[tardily]

not for people like the one we won't name. maybe. he's that weird.

and i'm the person who'd probably put them on anyway. at least pants. you'd maybe catch me putting on the shirt. i used the word kid as a joke, just for the record now that you've seen my face. i'm not that much younger than him.

[heavyhitter]

so ur a spoilsport is what ur telling me
come on if ur gonna be alone in ur apt u gotta COMMIT

[tardily]

how is that being a spoilsport? most people don't like to have people answer the door naked. shirtless i will give you but naked is naked.

the door doesn't count as part of the apartment. because you can walk outside of the apartment using it.

[heavyhitter]

so i SHOULD go the window route, is what im seeing here

[tardily]

i think you're looking in the wrong direction. up the wrong tree. in the wrong window.

don't go the window route. please don't. ACTUALLY. no i don't go by the windows any more. had an incident with them and there's a reason i know he goes for windows.

[ no barry, he shot your window because you made fun of his younger self. but gold star not spilling that particular bean. ]

[heavyhitter]

haha god what did u do to that guy, even i managed pretty ok with him

[tardily]

i made a joke. YOU'VE SEEN HIM. does he look like he takes innocent jokes well?

[heavyhitter]

wow u should know better than to attempt good natured camaraderie, jeez

[tardily]

i forget i'm ahead of him in time, okay? it was a bad call. i'll admit that.

but that why you shouldn't go for the window. he might sit up and remember it and you can fill in the rest.