text, from Joseph Joestar's communicator

[heavyhitter]

ok whos the asshole that stole my housemates
seriously all 3, just gone. these are grown ass men who should at least be hard to fit out the window, so what gives
was it one of u, new kids???? show up and start thieving dudes?? fork em over i wasnt done with those losers yet

missing: 1 kotetsu 1 hal 1 oliver, if seen return to ramir
no reward



ps this is ramir not joseph, some asshat ALSO stole my phone, WHAT GIVES THIS PLACE IS FULL OF CRIME. WE NEED A HERO TO GET ON TOP OF THAT.

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[heavyhitter]

and im exasperated with ur... u

[glowsferatu]

how eloquently put

[heavyhitter]

yeah shut up my point is fuck off

[glowsferatu]

ill be fucking right along as i please
but let it be noted that it wont be to fulfill your request

get used to this one lovely
im sure youll be experiencing it in repetition if youre around for any duration

[heavyhitter]

[ okay so clearly giving into her bad mood is not working out very well. time to try plan B. ]

"lovely" i like that, u charmer
do u use that on all the girls or just the really great ones?

[glowsferatu]

neither
just the commode

[ so she tries to make it a running joke but it just...comes out awkwardly. good job, kanaya. ]

1/3

[heavyhitter]

wtf

[heavyhitter]

oh, that
right

[heavyhitter]

ur so lame its endearing

[glowsferatu]

ana i am a great many things
but for all the effort i put into eschewing such an impression i take exception to the idea that "endearing" could be one of them

[heavyhitter]

ok first off ramir
not ana

[glowsferatu]

really
because it sounds like it should absolutely be ana
whats second off

[heavyhitter]

nope. ramir. call me ana if u wanna see how great i am at ignoring people.
and second


i forgot second, hang on

[heavyhitter]

oh yeah
ur hella endearing
my day would NOT be complete without ur hopefully sneering face behind that pretty green font

[glowsferatu]

[ well, being ignored certainly won't work for her, and it's so much easier to pull off over the network. she'll have to save that one for a more opportune time, and strictly in person. ]

no promises there
if you hadnt noticed im winning this one
and thats hardly a reason to sneer

[heavyhitter]

ur smiling at me?? awwww
see? endearing

[glowsferatu]

this is not that kind of smile
smiles are kind and fangless

[ goddammit. ]

[heavyhitter]

well that just sounds hot

[glowsferatu]

you ought to be careful with that
youre liable to burn right up

[heavyhitter]

touching that ur concerned but i am SUPER hardy

[glowsferatu]

hardiness generally protects against external threats
but what about when that fire ignites from the inside

[heavyhitter]

hahahaha
ur so fucking dramatic

[glowsferatu]

some say dramatic
some say comedic
i could probably make quite the career as a dramedianne

[heavyhitter]

actually
that is a GREAT idea id go to ur shows

[glowsferatu]

then id have to make certain to be a terrible bore
long ramblings on the multitudinous faults in the current political atmosphere