text, from Joseph Joestar's communicator

[heavyhitter]

ok whos the asshole that stole my housemates
seriously all 3, just gone. these are grown ass men who should at least be hard to fit out the window, so what gives
was it one of u, new kids???? show up and start thieving dudes?? fork em over i wasnt done with those losers yet

missing: 1 kotetsu 1 hal 1 oliver, if seen return to ramir
no reward



ps this is ramir not joseph, some asshat ALSO stole my phone, WHAT GIVES THIS PLACE IS FULL OF CRIME. WE NEED A HERO TO GET ON TOP OF THAT.

Comments

[enigmaestro]

And here I thought the offer in so many WORDS would get you CROSS.

[heavyhitter]

hahaha yeah
i mean it would but still

bring popcorn, ok? im out

[enigmaestro]

Popcorn. How classic of you.

I have those jelly beans that are obnoxiously flavored, you can have those. I took all the good ones out already.

[heavyhitter]

yessss bring those too, u probably have shitty taste so itll be ok

[enigmaestro]

EXCUSE YOU. My taste is superb. Have you seen the cut of my suits?

[heavyhitter]

i sure have, saw the color of them too

[enigmaestro]

Then you have no excuse towards denial.