text, from Joseph Joestar's communicator

[heavyhitter]

ok whos the asshole that stole my housemates
seriously all 3, just gone. these are grown ass men who should at least be hard to fit out the window, so what gives
was it one of u, new kids???? show up and start thieving dudes?? fork em over i wasnt done with those losers yet

missing: 1 kotetsu 1 hal 1 oliver, if seen return to ramir
no reward



ps this is ramir not joseph, some asshat ALSO stole my phone, WHAT GIVES THIS PLACE IS FULL OF CRIME. WE NEED A HERO TO GET ON TOP OF THAT.

Comments

[heavyhitter]

hahahaha nice
i promise ill back u on the medical aid front ok, that was worth it

also, gimme a video real fast

and suddenly video.

[tardily]

The rat poison is my favorite part of that story to tell. Just because you don't normally get to say you fed rat poison to someone to save their life.

[ Why he's grinning while saying this is a mystery best left unsolved, but honestly, it's just fun making fun of Oliver. ]

Even after a year, I still look like I'm younger than I am. Come to think of it, that's probably why he still makes fun of me about it. If he tries to kill me while I'm in my house, I'm just over in #13. That's why I knew where they needed to be taken if I found them.

[heavyhitter]

yeaahhhh
u should definitely do the walk around naked thing

[tardily]

...

[ That's it. That's the text until right after: ]

did you just have me flip that over to video so i could pass some kind of attractiveness test?

[ On the one hand, woo passing. On the other, that's a little— something he's not entirely sure he has a word for. ]

[heavyhitter]

yep

[ she thinks briefly of adding more, but... nah, nothing more needed. she's a simple lady with simple wants. ]

[tardily]

i'm flattered and i feel vaguely used.

[ Vaguely, because again woo passing, especially when it's someone who's housemates with Oliver "His Arms Are So Big" Queen. Small victories even if they make him feel a little weird. ]

do i need to be concerned that you'll be at the window if i find myself naked? is that a question i can ask right now and get a true answer to?

[heavyhitter]

thats fine and probably natural

up to u if u believe me, but im more the sort to tell u when im stopping by and request clothes stay off than try the window

[tardily]

not for people like the one we won't name. maybe. he's that weird.

and i'm the person who'd probably put them on anyway. at least pants. you'd maybe catch me putting on the shirt. i used the word kid as a joke, just for the record now that you've seen my face. i'm not that much younger than him.

[heavyhitter]

so ur a spoilsport is what ur telling me
come on if ur gonna be alone in ur apt u gotta COMMIT

[tardily]

how is that being a spoilsport? most people don't like to have people answer the door naked. shirtless i will give you but naked is naked.

the door doesn't count as part of the apartment. because you can walk outside of the apartment using it.

[heavyhitter]

so i SHOULD go the window route, is what im seeing here

[tardily]

i think you're looking in the wrong direction. up the wrong tree. in the wrong window.

don't go the window route. please don't. ACTUALLY. no i don't go by the windows any more. had an incident with them and there's a reason i know he goes for windows.

[ no barry, he shot your window because you made fun of his younger self. but gold star not spilling that particular bean. ]

[heavyhitter]

haha god what did u do to that guy, even i managed pretty ok with him

[tardily]

i made a joke. YOU'VE SEEN HIM. does he look like he takes innocent jokes well?

[heavyhitter]

wow u should know better than to attempt good natured camaraderie, jeez

[tardily]

i forget i'm ahead of him in time, okay? it was a bad call. i'll admit that.

but that why you shouldn't go for the window. he might sit up and remember it and you can fill in the rest.