First strike [Video]

[kendo_taisho]

[The video clicks on revealing a teen sitting confidently facing the camera. He's dressed casually, nothing too impressive, but respectable enough for his age. He clears his throat, his voice smooth as he speaks.]

Good morning, Maurtia Falls!

The name's Hattori, and I'm yer new inner-city detective.

[Holds up his shiny badge so everyone can see it, his hand covering part of his title:

Heiji Hattori
Pet Detective

Pulls the badge away, grinning broadly.]

I'm located in residence #004. If ye've got a case, I'm yer man, so give me a call. Don't matter what time o'day or where yer at.

[ooc: While he's specifically directing Maurtia Falls, it's an open comm to all cities. Yes, he is deliberately hiding the 'pet' portion of his job. It's okay, he can totally solve murders too. It's perfectly legal! ...ahem.]

Comments

[eastdetective]

[Yes he does. Its your own fault for not being honest in the first place.]

Is something wrong, Heiji-niichan?

[kendo_taisho]

[You are so lucky you're not within arm's reach right now.]

Nothin!

[eastdetective]

[And Conan is perfectly aware and smug about that.]

It doesn't sound like nothing.

[kendo_taisho]

What does it matter anyway? I'm a licensed detective!

[Yes, dodge the topic.]

[eastdetective]

I notice you didn't mention what kind of license it is.

[kendo_taisho]

What, can't ya hear? A detective's license.

[You're not getting this one, Kudo. Over his dead body.]

[eastdetective]

You're still avoiding the question.

[He's not going to drop this. ]

[kendo_taisho]

[Twitch.]

Yer not gettin' me t'say it. I know what yer doin'. It ain't happenin'.

[eastdetective]

Why not?

[kendo_taisho]

Because it makes no difference what job they gave me! [And it's embarrassing.]

[eastdetective]

If it doesn't matter why are you avoiding the question?

[kendo_taisho]

Because I know that look on yer face, an' I know what it means!