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[deadtective]

I was going to apologize for throwing more inane bullshit on here, but since we're all going to be dying of plague soon I guess it's actually kind of topical. Get out while you still can, you know?

Anyway. Has anyone from an earth like this visited their home here? Was that kind of fun or just massively depressing?

And uh, I guess if the overwhelming answer is depressing I'm also taking vacation recommendations. I'm not really picky as long as it's somewhere kind of quiet and thought provoking. Someplace you can clear your head, you know?

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[deadtective]

Yeah? Maybe you're right. I just. Don't really know where to go right now.

[heavyhitter]

y go anywhere? here is fine

[deadtective]

I'm here every day. It gets kind of boring shuffling through the same three cities all the time, you know?

[...]

And you can't exactly think that clearly with all us imPorts around.

[heavyhitter]

what r u telepathic or something, too noisy for u with all the dirty thoughts in our/my vicinity
because otherwise idk what ur talking about, thinking happens just fine around here

[deadtective]

Oh my god, I'd rip my face off if I was telepathic. I can barely deal with the stuff people actually mean to spit out.

I just mean about big decisions and shit. I don't want to be stuck here while I'm trying to make those, I want options.

[what she wants are escape routes, but she can't say that. there's no way she could say that she wanted somewhere quiet and safe to think and decide on whether or not she was going to cut everyone out of her life along with the necromancers and go back to running.]

[heavyhitter]

like what
because if its what to watch someone eat for lunch i got u covered, definitely go for a steak salad today

[deadtective]

What is with everyone and tormenting me with food??? Can't you people respect a goddamn medical condition?

[what? serious answer?? sorry she forgot it already.]

[heavyhitter]

god no what fun would THAT be

[deadtective]

We'll never find out because you won't stop.

[heavyhitter]

just the way it should be
ok now for real like what

[deadtective]

[ugh. ugh ugh ugh.]

Like. Cutting people out of your life kind of thing.

Not exactly that, but. That kind of level.

[heavyhitter]

whatd they do?

[ completely ignoring that 'not exactly that', just because she can. ]

[deadtective]

Nothing. Didn't you read the rest of my answer?

[this is text, she's not going down over this lie without a fight!]

[heavyhitter]

eh i read as far as i want
seriously tho if thats not it then what, u cant give a fake answer for no reason

[deadtective]

I gave an example so you could see how serious it was, that's not a fake answer. I don't go around airing all my problems over the network.

[heavyhitter]

hey what DO u eat

[deadtective]

What? What does that have to do with anything?

[heavyhitter]

everything, come on tell me

[deadtective]

Really bland medical shit. It's not that interesting.

[heavyhitter]

thats not an answer
come on give me base ingredients if u gotta

[deadtective]

Why, are you gonna make me some?

[heavyhitter]

yeah maybe, if you give me an ACTUAL answer

[deadtective]

Aw, no, if you're going to randomly do something nice for me don't make it food. Get me flowers or something instead.

[heavyhitter]

flowers dont do shit for this kinda thing, not when im not trying to woo u

[deadtective]

My dad's a florist. One of the nicest things you could do for me is show me a tastefully arranged bouquet packed with meaningful blossoms.