[Audio]

[goblinish]

Everyone, anyone. [ Said like it's a commonly used greeting. ]

[ The man sounds cheerful, energetic, and mildly perplexed. ] Some help would be appreciated--nothing major, I'm just trying to find a condiment. I've been to multiple stores in Maurtia Falls and asked the employees, but I cannot find any garum. This is unacceptable, because humanish food tastes strange enough as it is. I know there's some out there, somewhere--there has to be! It's the one thing humans and goblins could always agree on: rotting fish tastes amazing.

I really don't know where else to ask. You're from all sorts of places, I'm sure someone can help me out here. In case the problem is just that I'm using the wrong name for it: what I'm talking about is fermented fish juice.


((OOC: aaaand just in case your character might know but you don't, or if you're just curious: garum.))

Comments

[thebestseller]

... you said "goblin", right? [Priorities, Castle has them.]

[goblinish]

Yes...? ...Is that a problem?

[thebestseller]

No, no, of course not- we just don't have those where I come from.

[goblinish]

That's a shame. It seems we weren't sent to most of the worlds with representatives here. I guess the gods just didn't care about them... [ Despite the rudeness of that remark, Avinin sounds more saddened than intentionally offensive. ]

[thebestseller]

Which is a shame, I say. Earth just has humans- I never imagined I'd go to a world where folks from the pages of our books would be real, living things.