[Audio]

[goblinish]

Everyone, anyone. [ Said like it's a commonly used greeting. ]

[ The man sounds cheerful, energetic, and mildly perplexed. ] Some help would be appreciated--nothing major, I'm just trying to find a condiment. I've been to multiple stores in Maurtia Falls and asked the employees, but I cannot find any garum. This is unacceptable, because humanish food tastes strange enough as it is. I know there's some out there, somewhere--there has to be! It's the one thing humans and goblins could always agree on: rotting fish tastes amazing.

I really don't know where else to ask. You're from all sorts of places, I'm sure someone can help me out here. In case the problem is just that I'm using the wrong name for it: what I'm talking about is fermented fish juice.


((OOC: aaaand just in case your character might know but you don't, or if you're just curious: garum.))

Comments

[resipiscent]

Heh. That's okay. And no, the worst thing you can do is turn it off or change the language. One minute...

[He disappears from the screen. About five minutes later, text instructions to get onto the internet appear on the screen. Riku's voice sounds over them.]

Just follow those directions.

[goblinish]

[ There's a few minutes of silence as Avinin focuses on following the instructions. ]

I think it's doing the thing it's supposed to be doing, so, my thanks. Any advice on searching with this net-thing? Do I just ask it questions? And will it try to lie to me, that'd be good to know.

[resipiscent]

Uh, it's not sentient. The people who post on it are, though, so you might want to take your information with a grain of salt, since they don't always know what they're talking about. Generally recipes are safe to follow, though.