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[ Someone's just given her first class of the day. The white-board behind Verity is wreathed in high-school physics ("What is a Vector? A quantity that displays both magnitude (numerical size) and direction...") used to teach the kids who are now enjoying a short break in between lessons (and yelling like freight trains outside). Setting down the video so she can wipe the previous writing off, if you know her then you might notice a little effort having been put into her appearance with an actual teacher-y skirt and heels. No joggers! She showered!! Amazing.

Tucking ruffled pink hair behind an ear, she pushes her glasses back up and flashes a smile. Little awkward, but. ]

Hi, my name's Verity Willis.

If you're a student at Xavier's School for Imports, this is a quick PSA that I'll be your new student counsellor from now on — it's been rehiring, obviously, and won't be closing, or so I've been told. Should you need to talk then come and find me, you don't need an appointment! I also teach Physics and Data Programming, so if you want an intro to either of those make sure you attend class over the next few weeks. When you can't find me in the classrooms or labs, come by the offices and one of the other teachers will give my phone a call.

[ About to sign off with a smile, she remembers to flatly add, ] Oh, and if you're going to lie about why you haven't done your homework? Don't. You'll get double just like the brave soul from the Tenth Grade yesterday.


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[ I'm sorry your bff is the most annoying person in these Ten Realms.

he sighs dramatically and puts a hand over his forehead. ]

What I do for the children.

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I'm pre-emptively banning you from everywhere in the school bar my room, where I don't actually have to be a teacher.

[ Slammin' down LAWS. ]

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Do you see my sad face? This is my best sad face.

[ FORLORN LOKI LOOK. ]

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Your best sad face is when you're being pinched. I remember.

[ smmmUG. ]

[selfimage]

And if I recall correctly, you pinch like a Grandma.

[ mental image of Verity pinching Loki cheeks tbh. ]

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[ Oooh. Ooooh, what. If you listen really hard you can hear the sound of a Victorian glove smacking his cheek. ]

Yeah? You wanna come here and say that in person, Laufeyson?

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What could you do to me? Pinch my cheeks like a grandma?

[ let's just dig a deeper hole here. ]

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[ Metaphorical shovel, meet Loki. ]

That's right, keep using your mouth because your feet aren't working.

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And here I thought I was banned. Are you lifting it? I think we can call that a new record.

[ he sounds a little too satisfied. ]

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I can drop it again in seconds, it'll be painfully fast.

[ Boot him out. ]

[selfimage]

That sounds like a challenge, if I've ever heard one. Perhaps a little sneaking in under the ban.

It may be time for a new nefarious scheme, Miss Willis.

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Don't even think about it.

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Ah—hm ...

And ...

What if I'm thinking about it?

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Then you're clearly forfeiting your disobedient brain to me.