Audio, 001 [ID: Rock Light]

[syntheticson]

[Surprisingly, the first thing to notice about the audio is probably how -clear- it is. There's very little (if any) background noise, almost as if it's from someone with built-in communication. Of course, it kind of is.

The second is that is -definitely- some weird prepubescent voice.]

Haha, maybe I should have access this board... earlier. I got here, and then there was that whole big ceremony, and it just kind of slipped by me...though, to be honest, this flows more like a chatroom. Are we using some sort of ICU-variant? Do I need to ask for people's UINs?

Oh, maybe I got off to the wrong start.

Hi! I'm Rock. I'm the son of Dr. Light - well, one of them, anyway, and... well, he built me and my brother and sister and all my other brothers! I guess I'm kind of on my own right now, though. Which leads me to my first question.

How many people have experience with robots and robotics? I mean, it's okay if you don't. I was just wondering. Knowing someone to come to for the occasional repair might be handy, given my reputation back home.

Anyway! I might not necessarily have wanted to be here, but if anyone needs my help, I'll do my best!

Comments

Florida is the actual worst. it's not America's dick, it's Satan's

[deadtective]

Like, you're still nowhere near as cool as Tempo, but you're not rock bottom anymore. Don't get too excited.

Dude, don't wait for someone to link you to the Knock Knock Dataebase or whatever. Go out there and grab some shit for yourself.

[syntheticson]

Psssh, I'll take it.

Trust me, I've tried. I've got goofy one-liners to spare, here.

[deadtective]

If that's the best you can do, you need a handbook to the internet stat.

[syntheticson]

I think you might be more acquainted with it than I am. If there was a database dedicated solely to snappy dialogue, I sure didn't know of it back home.

[what's an internet, can you eat it. Can you use it when your dad isn't using the phone]

[deadtective]

I'm a professional with the internet at this point. It was either that or slowly go insane at six in the morning.

[syntheticson]

Hopefully, being a professional at the internet is something better taught than life choice skills.

[deadtective]

You either succeed or die trying. There's no other option.

[syntheticson]

If nothing else, I'd like to think I'm good at not dying.

[deadtective]

You better hope that counts for emotional deaths too.