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[nitidus]

In light of recent events, I have been thinking a lot about foes and villains with more gusto than I suppose can be considered 'normal'. When I was younger, I am embarrassed to admit my greatest 'foe' was my mother. In hindsight, I can appreciate her gestures to have been done with love and not the passive aggression I had once thought. I was very naive, for all I thought myself very clever.

So I suppose the question is: who are what are your biggest foes?

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[ahappyending]

Realistically speaking, I suppose that I am the biggest foe as far as some people perceive it.

[nitidus]

I rather prefer the poetic description; the warm embrace after a long journey.

[airshow]

When you put it like that, you sound so popular!

vidya

[brushoff]

Does this include the foes we've already conquered or not?

vidya

[nitidus]

Well, why not?

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[itistolaugh]

that coworker who always takes the last of the coffee and never starts a new pot or even at least cleans up. she is a monster.

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[nitidus]

Leave her a passive aggressive note at once!

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[hostage]

Is anybody gonna answer this seriously?

[ video ]

[nitidus]

Well, no one's suggested the Teletubbies yet.

[aggressiveapathy]

sisters are worse
they can't even pretend with that whole 'for your own good'
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[nitidus]

I have two brothers. I guarantee they are probably more embarrassing.

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[redplainsrider]

Reckon fer me it's robots. Lots of folks give me guff back home, but it were almost always robuts. I do not think they have the best of intentions unlike yer ma.

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[nitidus]

Oh my god, do you really have evil robots?

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[animalage]

Aliens. But only some aliens.

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[nitidus]

Which aliens?

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[you_tried]

bad hair days

but I think I conquered those

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[nitidus]

Let's see, then.

[voice] ID reads Kaitou KID

[tuxedo_magician]

Why the detectives and the taskforce that pursues a relatively benign thief as myself, of course.

[Totally not the evil organization out to try and assassinate him like they did his dad. Of course not.]

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[nitidus]

Perhaps if you were to stop breaking the law, they might settle down.

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[beautstrength]

It can be said that your biggest foe can often be yourself and the indecision that prevents you from moving forward at times.

[ She can't say THE BAD END KINGDOM. ]

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[nitidus]

Do you suffer from indecision?

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[chancetoatone]

A very good question. I don't personally have any enemies. [At least that are still breathing.] Though a threat has arisen in my world that means to destroy all organic life. They call themselves 'Reapers'.

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[nitidus]

That sounds vaguely terrifying, I have to say.

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[eyelineronpoint]

i've heard that both fear and the self are man's greatest enemies. but it sounds like you're looking for something more personal.

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[nitidus]

You caught me. I am incurably curious.

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[shutterbugged]

[ The awkward pause is somehow audible. ]

Drivers who don't use their turn signals.

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[nitidus]

Oh, dear. Have you been the victim of a near car-death experience?

[just pretend it's not awkward or that SHE IS NOT SUPER OBVIOUS WITH THIS POST. ]