mcgill: 1x09 (chuck mcgill: world's best big bro)
James M. McGill, Esq. ([personal profile] mcgill) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-06-02 09:33 am

001 | video

[The man seated uneasily in front of the camera probably looks familiar to anyone who knew or knew of Saul Goodman, ex-defense attorney and daytime TV judge extraordinaire. He has the same face, mostly, save for the abundance of hair on his head (which is sticking up just slightly, like he's been exposed to a stiff breeze or, in his case, static electricity) and fewer wrinkles around his eyes than anyone who got close enough to him might remember. And his smile, just like Saul's, is playfully crooked — though it's laced with a nervousness that doesn't really fit the image Saul projected whenever he had an audience. This man isn't as confident as his older lookalike, that much is clear, nor is he as brightly dressed. (A white dress shirt and a bland, striped tie are all that's currently visible.)

But he has that same ol' sparkle in his eye, and he straightens up a bit as soon as he's ready to speak, which is a habit anyone would recognize: that sudden shift from casual to professional Saul made any time he approached the bench or a business meeting.

And as for his voice — that's the same, too.

This is almost definitely Saul Goodman, but:]


Hiya. The name's Jimmy McGill. James, technically, but — I prefer Jimmy.

[He lifts his hands into view. Saul's trademark (fake) Rolex and gold pinky ring are missing, but that's because they're obscured by a pair of heavy-duty electrical gloves.]

I've got a little problem on my hands, pun only halfheartedly intended. [A laugh, one quick huff of air. Saul's laugh: Heh.] Seems the powers that be decided I should have the ability to manipulate power itself. Electricity, I mean. More specifically — [A brief pause, a swallow. He tries to play it off; there's no reason this word should bother him.] Electromagnetism. So, since I have no idea how to control an honest-to-God superpower because they're not really real where I come from, this is... uh, it's an issue. Anyone got any tips? Tricks? Ways to wake up, maybe?

[He smiles again, this time thin-lipped and a little desperate. It looks like he's on the verge of panic.]

Please?
heavyhitter: to send me into outer space (vote all yes!)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-07 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
finally
base rate is lunch, fees scale with how much shit i help u out with
heavyhitter: our world under command (this is how it happens)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-07 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
hows ur today looking
or did u already fill up your calendar
heavyhitter: you traded me away long gone (with a shower of yeahs and whatevers)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-07 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
well i guess if u CANT hit the ground running...
heavyhitter: our world under command (this is how it happens)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-09 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
damn it was worth a try
heavyhitter: (get in line take a number)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-19 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
hmmmm ur like 85% not my type
heavyhitter: (but the queen is alive!)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-23 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
hey at least its not 10% right, take what u can get
how old are u anyway?
heavyhitter: (if you're with me let me see your hands)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-23 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
does that mean ancient
heavyhitter: to send me into outer space (vote all yes!)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-27 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
so yes
hey thats ok! experience isnt a bad thing

unless ur a super ancient virgin, which would just be embarrassing
heavyhitter: see you next tuesday (you call me up and had the nerve to say)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-27 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god say shit like that and ull pick up the embarrassing part too
also dont use that emoticon
heavyhitter: (can't get your way so you're sulking)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-27 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
thats the one only 50+ year old people use
heavyhitter: (better practice your scream)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-06-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
great so dont fuckin use that emoticon and make everyone think ur a grandpa
heavyhitter: (don't need no ammunition)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-07-02 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
also ur welcome i just saved u like half the imports here thinking ur an internet creep

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