maskormenace | Video; forward dated to the 6th

[ Okay, he's bored. Where are the tumbling heroics? Where's the challenge? Lucifer is here - back - whatever, taking time out from recording his show to hang out on the network with you fascinating examples of God's greatest mistakes. He sets up his camera, which shows off the back of a chair that reads 'Lucifer' in broad black writing. The background is a handsome looking church, with stained glass windows, long red carpets, and hanging red drapes that tumble down the broad pillars. Huge bouquets of summer flowers decorate the altars and tumble out of the planters beside the pews, and light pours in through the round feature window. For once, Lucifer - when he takes his seat - is groomed, dressed in a neat black on black suit, and finished with silver fish shaped cufflinks and everything. He looked the part of the villain, the businessman; the schemer. A charismatic cult leader. Or well...like a guy in a sharp suit. He counted off on his fingers: ]

Pestilence. War. Famine. [ And he touched his fourth finger, then looked puzzled at the camera. ] Well, would you look at that. Four horsemen, not three. No prizes to anyone who guesses the last one.

[ He reaches into his breast pocket, removing a simple silver ring very carefully, propped it on his thumbnail and then flicked it. Flicked Death's ring clean into the air, then snatched his hand up and caught it. ] One left.

[ He leaned very slightly forward, speaking as though he were sharing a secret. ] Don't worry your head about it, my darling. I wouldn't dream of giving this thing to just anyone, but its multiversal owner really will have to come fetch it back before I'm tempted. To do what? Who knows? I'm mercurial like that. Sammmmy, come on out to play. It's been forever.

[ Lucifer's attention was broken by his accepting a clipboard and signing off on something on it. ] Chicken soup again? [ A nod from the assistant. ] Good. It's wonderful for the soul.

[ And then he's left to continue with his video, and he rolls his eyes pointedly. ] The fault really lies with you, kiddos. All that anger and repression, it'll mess you right up. But for the sake of argument, I think it's fair to say 'I predict a riot'. Accurate? Why don't we talk it out, hm?

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Of course not. What do you take me for? It's just a happy coincidence. Killing a few birds with one stone--sometimes literally, but great things require casualties.

Why so bitter?

What I take you for are a several things unsuitable to be said in polite company.

[ A few birds? One stone? Maybe a sack of stones, into an unsuspecting chicken coop. ]

And spending the past three days breaking up fights is not exactly something I can think upon cheerfully rather than bitterly, now can I?

Edited (word) 2015-06-07 03:50 (UTC)

[ Definitely the latter. ]

You could have just let them kill each other. I mean--there was clearly already an issue there. There's a natural human propensity toward aggression, after all, and I can't possibly be blamed for that.

You really are batty. There is not a single person that I had to intervene with would have chosen to do what they did without what you let loose shoving them down the road.

That's their problem. You see, I don't hold back anything, and look how happy I am. I suppose next you'll tell me that they were seeing things that weren't there.

[ Yeah, he knows. ]

[ Oh, she knows he knows. Why else mention it so specifically? ]

They were certainly seeing something, something awful. I'm going to have to assume it was all you in a frumpy grandma dress and cap from the way they were acting. Surely nothing else could be as horrific.

Are you implying that I'm the big bad wolf or do you think that I just like wearing women's clothes. In which case--doubting the relevance.

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