U L T R O N (
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maskormenace2015-06-18 11:57 pm
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Entry tags:
- hiro hamada | n/a,
- knock out | n/a,
- wanda maximoff | scarlet witch,
- † aunt cass | n/a,
- † death the kid | n/a,
- † jennifer keller | n/a,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † kamala khan | ms. marvel,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † max briest | sphinx,
- † mike parker | n/a,
- † owen burnett (puck) | n/a,
- † rose lalonde | seer of light,
- † roxy lalonde | rogue of void,
- † stan pines | n/a,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
audio | tag says "MR METEOR :)"
Assigned jobs, assigned homes. All necessities and what have you just... provided for us.
On the basis we play nice and all be heroes. Now... does anyone here think that's a bit odd? I mean, there's so much anonymity possible!
Who's to tell if one of us -- oh, I don't know -- strays from the path?
I mean, you can't even see my face! If I started running amok with these magic powers, but never said a word? How would you know? [Ultron laughs, right there, though.] Of course, there's not much a college professor could do, is there? Except fail students.
I suppose that's terrifying enough.
[Fishy, fishy Ultron. As much deadpan snark as there is in the words, every answer will be cataloged. Noted down. What better way to gather information than by mocking the system?]
[PRIVATE // WANDA MAXIMOFF]
Anything of note, yet?
On the basis we play nice and all be heroes. Now... does anyone here think that's a bit odd? I mean, there's so much anonymity possible!
Who's to tell if one of us -- oh, I don't know -- strays from the path?
I mean, you can't even see my face! If I started running amok with these magic powers, but never said a word? How would you know? [Ultron laughs, right there, though.] Of course, there's not much a college professor could do, is there? Except fail students.
I suppose that's terrifying enough.
[Fishy, fishy Ultron. As much deadpan snark as there is in the words, every answer will be cataloged. Noted down. What better way to gather information than by mocking the system?]
[PRIVATE // WANDA MAXIMOFF]
Anything of note, yet?
audio;
[a bit snippy because she had a bad day ok]
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I would never.
[And he sounds OH SO APOLOGETIC.]
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Why can't you people behave for one. Day?!
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Right?
I mean, seriously, if I were maniacally failing college students, would I advertise?
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[LOOKING AT YOU SATAN]
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It's so stupid! Really! Why lay out everything they're going to do? Right? It just -- it makes no sense!
[Well, that at least is 100% genuine exasperation.]
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More money is spent on killing each other than teaching! It's a wonder humanity keeps surviving.
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[Sure??]
You're not going to do it right.
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No.
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And good!
[She takes no chances]
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