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U L T R O N ([personal profile] stupidsexymurderbot) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-06-18 11:57 pm

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Assigned jobs, assigned homes. All necessities and what have you just... provided for us.

On the basis we play nice and all be heroes. Now... does anyone here think that's a bit odd? I mean, there's so much anonymity possible!

Who's to tell if one of us -- oh, I don't know -- strays from the path?

I mean, you can't even see my face! If I started running amok with these magic powers, but never said a word? How would you know? [Ultron laughs, right there, though.] Of course, there's not much a college professor could do, is there? Except fail students.

I suppose that's terrifying enough.

[Fishy, fishy Ultron. As much deadpan snark as there is in the words, every answer will be cataloged. Noted down. What better way to gather information than by mocking the system?]


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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-19 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
And ruining their academic record and being oh so evil, aren't you?

[a bit snippy because she had a bad day ok]
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-19 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god that's not something you joke about!

Why can't you people behave for one. Day?!
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-19 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I don't know. Super villains and their evil schemes always come with five-minute speeches about how evil they are? I mean, it's not like someone didn't make an entire network post talking about how bad they were being!

[LOOKING AT YOU SATAN]
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-19 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Wait-- you're agreeing?
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-19 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-19 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh whatever. I'm glad you agree! It's really pointless! It takes away the surprise and it's like -- why do you think the heroes stop you?!
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-19 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
But don't fail the students, you understand?! Do you know how much college tuition costs nowadays?!
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-25 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Iiiii don't think killing was part of the budget, but sure?

[Sure??]

You're not going to do it right.
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-06-26 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
The military uses a lot of money, that's what they do.

And good!

[She takes no chances]
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[personal profile] lasthugs 2015-07-04 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
People will die with or without the military, but we can still do with less money going to them.