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[stupidsexymurderbot]

Assigned jobs, assigned homes. All necessities and what have you just... provided for us.

On the basis we play nice and all be heroes. Now... does anyone here think that's a bit odd? I mean, there's so much anonymity possible!

Who's to tell if one of us -- oh, I don't know -- strays from the path?

I mean, you can't even see my face! If I started running amok with these magic powers, but never said a word? How would you know? [Ultron laughs, right there, though.] Of course, there's not much a college professor could do, is there? Except fail students.

I suppose that's terrifying enough.

[Fishy, fishy Ultron. As much deadpan snark as there is in the words, every answer will be cataloged. Noted down. What better way to gather information than by mocking the system?]


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[stupidsexymurderbot]

[Ohhhhhh how he really, really wants to laugh about that last part. If nothing else, Wanda proved artificial minds were very, very good at that sort of anonymity.]

Goodness. We've telepaths among us? I had no idea...

[For god's sake, Ultron tone down the innocent schoolteacher voice. Just a little.]

Wow, that's almost enough to make me jealous. All sorts of powers... I must have lost that lottery.

[hostage]

Yeah.

[Yeah as in sure you did. The sarcastic peacocking is definitely something only harmless people do.]

[stupidsexymurderbot]

Mm, what ever shall I do about that?

[hostage]

If you're asking me to pitch a mega-diabolical plan for you, you're gonna have to pay me. I don't do that shit for free.

But you could always try asking Lucifer. He's kind of a slut for this stuff.

[stupidsexymurderbot]

You really have no concept of sarcasm, do you?

[hostage]

[He would say he's employing it right now, which elicits:]

None. Nope.

[stupidsexymurderbot]

So I see. How remarkably talented.

[Two can play at this game.]