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[stupidsexymurderbot]

Assigned jobs, assigned homes. All necessities and what have you just... provided for us.

On the basis we play nice and all be heroes. Now... does anyone here think that's a bit odd? I mean, there's so much anonymity possible!

Who's to tell if one of us -- oh, I don't know -- strays from the path?

I mean, you can't even see my face! If I started running amok with these magic powers, but never said a word? How would you know? [Ultron laughs, right there, though.] Of course, there's not much a college professor could do, is there? Except fail students.

I suppose that's terrifying enough.

[Fishy, fishy Ultron. As much deadpan snark as there is in the words, every answer will be cataloged. Noted down. What better way to gather information than by mocking the system?]


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[stupidsexymurderbot]

Strange. That's precisely what I've meant the entire time I've been speaking. You are all so jumpy.

Why else perform an action?

[bestversion]

you're talking cryptic in a place full of heroes. it's like a red alert.

because someone has to. I'm not doing it so I can fight supervillains or like beat people up. I'm just doing it to help. Helping one person is no different from helping the world.

[stupidsexymurderbot]

It's in my job description to be cryptic. Haven't you ever been on a college campus before? Half the people there eat up cryptic speech like it's going out of style.

'Because someone has to'. 'Just to help'. That would all make it a completely selfless act... wouldn't it?

[bestversion]

no college people procrastinate and have parties.

I dunno. I'm not selfless. I don't think superheroes really are selfless. But does it matter if they are or not?

[stupidsexymurderbot]

And then fail their courses. See? I wasn't wrong about that one.

You're getting something out of it. You're getting a benefit.

[bestversion]

but there's benefit to everything. there's a benefit to just being ourselves, even if we don't always see it.