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[stupidsexymurderbot]

Assigned jobs, assigned homes. All necessities and what have you just... provided for us.

On the basis we play nice and all be heroes. Now... does anyone here think that's a bit odd? I mean, there's so much anonymity possible!

Who's to tell if one of us -- oh, I don't know -- strays from the path?

I mean, you can't even see my face! If I started running amok with these magic powers, but never said a word? How would you know? [Ultron laughs, right there, though.] Of course, there's not much a college professor could do, is there? Except fail students.

I suppose that's terrifying enough.

[Fishy, fishy Ultron. As much deadpan snark as there is in the words, every answer will be cataloged. Noted down. What better way to gather information than by mocking the system?]


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Anything of note, yet?

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text; private OMG DAD I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF

[witchplease]

it is simper for others to brand you a villain than it is to consider that you could be right. they see the world only in black and white.

i am always cautious. but thank you.

text; private WELL MAKE SURE YOU PACK A LUNCH

[stupidsexymurderbot]

Ahh, isn't that the truth. It's so sad one can't even make jokes about imaginary evil intent without starting a damned mob. ... Text-based but still.

Would you believe they're harping on the bit about "failing students"? I mean really.

Of course. I've every confidence in you, but, you know how it goes.

text; private FINE. JELLYBELLIES IT IS.

[witchplease]

that failing in university is their greatest concern says much about the people here, i think.

you do not worry as much as pietro. close, however. that should mean something significant.

text; private JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOME IDK CARROT FLAVORED ONES OR SOMETHING

[stupidsexymurderbot]

Oh, it does. Also their lack of understanding hyperbole.

Ah. Well, if I start hovering, I assume you'll inform me.

[Metaphorically, as opposed to literally, since he does that anyway.]

text; private

[witchplease]

most of what they do is talk, while they take no action. it is funny that they do not understand when you do the same.

i will suggest an upgrade to make you more like a helicopter. whirr whirr whirr