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[heavyhitter]

ok so last year i was probably too drunk to ask about this but THIS YEAR someones gotta solve the mystery for me
so 4th of july is fuck yeah suck it mom to england, right, everyone knows that
but whats the fireworks
u cant tell me u won and someone happened to have a bunch of fireworks in his pocket and got a great idea
so whered it come from??? does it represent blowing up england because i dont think u did that. does it represent blowing up the us?? i dont think that happened either but maybe, my history is rusty

also if ur english do u just walk around feeling real annoyed today? or maybe real smug like yeah thanks for the reminder about the bullet we dodged

also also is anyone making burgers today, if so i wanna invite myself to ur party

Comments

[heavyhitter]

bull
bull tell me ur kidding

[rideme]

nope

why

[heavyhitter]

holy shit where are u, we gotta fix this immediately

[rideme]

uhhh home

keeping a low profile theres all these weirdos in red and white and blue and shit outside

[heavyhitter]

listen those weirdos are blowing shit up
and WE GET TO WATCH

and/or steal their fireworks to blow shit up on our own

[rideme]

shit

no way

oh hell yeah im down for some gaatlok action

[heavyhitter]

wait some what action

[rideme]

Gaatlok

it blows up

[heavyhitter]

like
what, gunpowder?

[rideme]

never heard of that

it black powder stuff that goes BOOM ?

[heavyhitter]

yeah! gunpowder
anyway yeah lots of that shit in these guys, also we should probably be drunk before we set any off

[rideme]

being drunk and blowing shit up sort of seems like the way im going to lose my other fingers






lets do it

[heavyhitter]

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

lets fuckin go meet u in the main heropa park
they got burgers there i hear

[rideme]

oh hell yeah i love those things

[heavyhitter]

yeah welcome to american holidays, shit blowing up and free food everywhere

[rideme]

and also booze

[heavyhitter]

drowning in booze yes, necessity

[rideme]

hell yeah

going to head that way now