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☮ Josuke 👊 Higashikata ♡ ([personal profile] unbreaker) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-07-05 09:53 pm

★ 007 | Video (Backdated to June 30th)

[The camera is flicked on, already expertly focused. Josuke's doing, in case you wondered. But then, he's a teenager. He ought to be experienced if only for all the selfies he's taken!

Sitting next to him at a table outside an ice cream shop called What's the Scoop? is Hisoka. Unlike Josuke, the magician is busy with a gumball popsicle and doesn't appear to be paying any attention to the camera at the moment. The teenager, on the other hand, is already ready and eager to talk a little 'business' with the network...]


Okay, my friend and I had this amazing idea a while back! [Josuke throws an arm around Hisoka's neck and tugs him closer in a headlock. This involves you, buddy! Let the people see how amped you are!] See, we've been wanting to play some paintball, but then we got to thinking...why not make it an open invite? For imPorts, I mean.

[There's no jump at Josuke's sudden headlock but Hisoka definitely stops eating his ice cream to almost uncomfortably stare at the foreign limb slung over him. Only to then look down to see half of the popsicle he was eating now on the ground. Thanks Josuke.]

Mm... [A pause before he glances up to put in his two cents, just dropping the rest of his popsicle and the stick on the ground.]

An open invitation, yes, and we've already chosen the location. All you have to do is pick your own partner... or partners. It really doesn't matter how many of you there are. Though, to have the most fun? The more the merrier.


Yeah, and like, how many of you can resist an opportunity to pelt this guy in the face with paintballs, am I right? [Josuke nods in Hisoka's direction before sliding his arm off the other man's shoulders, though of course his smirk remains in place.] I'll be honest, though, 'cause I feel like it wouldn't be fair if I didn't warn you guys... Hisoka and I? We're gonna be on a team, so if you think we're gonna make it easy for ya, think again.

[Leaning forward to pick up the camera, Josuke cocks his head to the side, eyes bright with unbridled fun and mischief.]

If you're interested and you think you can keep up, then be ready for the 18th. Hisoka or I will text you the location the day before the game's on.

Oh...and one final thing. [Are you guys still listening? If you plan to play, you should be!] It's anything goes as long as it ain't lethal!

[And that's, as they say, that. Josuke hangs up, though not before a horrified yelp from the teenager can be heard...]

Fuck! Hisoka, I think you got ice cream on my new shoes!



[OOC: Quick edit! The post has been backdated to June 30th for scheduling reasons, and the date of the game itself has been moved to July 18th.]
maime: Thanks Wash ([Wash voice] That's a good look)

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[personal profile] maime 2015-07-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[That was a whole lot of talking but there's one important question that Maine has. You had his attention at "almost lethal."]

What is paintball
You make it sound potentially dangerous

[He can think of only one kind of paint that is dangerous and he's pretty sure they don't have lockdown paint here since no one else wears power armor for it to be used on. So this is clearly something else.]
deadtective: (forty-two.)

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[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing's technically lethal when we all come back to life, isn't it?

Which is to say, I'm going to murder all of you and defend my territory with ammo forged in your blood.


[the second part is a general preemptive shit talk aimed at anyone even maybe considering coming. psychout game is strong with Hazel.]
debauchewy: @vou (m5)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
i like the way u think. ♥ anything goes is usually so much better. will u b murdering us all by urself or with a friend? ♠
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm counting myself as like, four people, so teaming up with someone would just be grossly unfair. I am accepting demoralized refugees about halfway through the slaughter, however.
trickstar: (Especially now that)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Anything goes"?

[So you're going to cheat.]
maime: ([questioning growling noises])

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[personal profile] maime 2015-07-06 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
26th

sounds fun
haven't practiced on moving targets in a while

[Josuke you may have made a mistake introducing this one to the concept of paintball.]
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
such an ego, lets just hope it doesnt get in the way, i wouldnt want anything 2 obscure me from such intensity and cause u 2 miss. ♣
debauchewy: @vou (semibluff)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Smile.]
debauchewy: @vou (face)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
now im just getting excited. ♥
deadtective: (thirty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I've spent a while honing my shit talking. I can multitask it no problem.
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
multitasking? and here i was going 2 try my best 2 put all my focus on u. it just feels unfair now. ♦
deadtective: (twenty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
If I start eating paint it's not gonna be from the guy in the hairnet. Just saying.
deadtective: (twenty-seven.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, well, that's the danger of open invitations. You run the risk of letting an unstoppable steamroller in.
trickstar: (Don't they know how to text? OMG!)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[It's cheating morally, but he has no ground to stand on there, as well as that he's a little proud of his son for at least stating that kind of thing ahead of time, but because he's also a big baby-]

Not a chance.

[He only likes cheating when he's the one doing the cheating.]
debauchewy: @vou (palming)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh Josuke. Get intense like that for this and you might end up being Hisoka's own distraction.]
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
on the contrary, i want 2 let unstoppable steamrollers in.

ur hazel, right? its so nice 2 finally meet u. ♥
deadtective: (nineteen.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's never what I want to hear from a stranger. Josuke's a fucking liar, don't listen to a word he says.
debauchewy: @vou (orbit)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
How shocking.
deadtective: (forty-four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
That you'd probably throw yourself off a cliff if you got a little paint in it, so I doubt you're going to be looking very stylish for this brawl.
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
o it wasnt josuke. it was some1 else.

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