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☮ Josuke 👊 Higashikata ♡ ([personal profile] unbreaker) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-07-05 09:53 pm

★ 007 | Video (Backdated to June 30th)

[The camera is flicked on, already expertly focused. Josuke's doing, in case you wondered. But then, he's a teenager. He ought to be experienced if only for all the selfies he's taken!

Sitting next to him at a table outside an ice cream shop called What's the Scoop? is Hisoka. Unlike Josuke, the magician is busy with a gumball popsicle and doesn't appear to be paying any attention to the camera at the moment. The teenager, on the other hand, is already ready and eager to talk a little 'business' with the network...]


Okay, my friend and I had this amazing idea a while back! [Josuke throws an arm around Hisoka's neck and tugs him closer in a headlock. This involves you, buddy! Let the people see how amped you are!] See, we've been wanting to play some paintball, but then we got to thinking...why not make it an open invite? For imPorts, I mean.

[There's no jump at Josuke's sudden headlock but Hisoka definitely stops eating his ice cream to almost uncomfortably stare at the foreign limb slung over him. Only to then look down to see half of the popsicle he was eating now on the ground. Thanks Josuke.]

Mm... [A pause before he glances up to put in his two cents, just dropping the rest of his popsicle and the stick on the ground.]

An open invitation, yes, and we've already chosen the location. All you have to do is pick your own partner... or partners. It really doesn't matter how many of you there are. Though, to have the most fun? The more the merrier.


Yeah, and like, how many of you can resist an opportunity to pelt this guy in the face with paintballs, am I right? [Josuke nods in Hisoka's direction before sliding his arm off the other man's shoulders, though of course his smirk remains in place.] I'll be honest, though, 'cause I feel like it wouldn't be fair if I didn't warn you guys... Hisoka and I? We're gonna be on a team, so if you think we're gonna make it easy for ya, think again.

[Leaning forward to pick up the camera, Josuke cocks his head to the side, eyes bright with unbridled fun and mischief.]

If you're interested and you think you can keep up, then be ready for the 18th. Hisoka or I will text you the location the day before the game's on.

Oh...and one final thing. [Are you guys still listening? If you plan to play, you should be!] It's anything goes as long as it ain't lethal!

[And that's, as they say, that. Josuke hangs up, though not before a horrified yelp from the teenager can be heard...]

Fuck! Hisoka, I think you got ice cream on my new shoes!



[OOC: Quick edit! The post has been backdated to June 30th for scheduling reasons, and the date of the game itself has been moved to July 18th.]
trickstar: (Don't they know how to text? OMG!)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[It's cheating morally, but he has no ground to stand on there, as well as that he's a little proud of his son for at least stating that kind of thing ahead of time, but because he's also a big baby-]

Not a chance.

[He only likes cheating when he's the one doing the cheating.]
trickstar: (What's it gonna be?)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Sticking your ugly face in someone else's conversation? I'm real shocked too.
debauchewy: @vou (pocket pair)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I've been a part of this from the start. Why must you always be so mean?
trickstar: (We can go to see a show)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's proportionate to how shitty you are.
debauchewy: @vou (turbo)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's fortunate I have a strong sense of self worth. Where would I be otherwise with words like that? Do you want me to develop some complex, Joseph?
trickstar: (For looking the wrong way as not)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Please- you've already got more complexes than I can count on two hands.
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debauchewy: @greer (patter)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Do I? I wasn't even aware, could you name a few for me?
trickstar: (
Flashy lines; you know him)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know the names for it, but when you make that face when people say TOTALLY NORMAL THINGS but you're GETTING OFF ON IT.
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debauchewy: @vou (high card)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I see nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, Joseph. Are you trying to say something about yourself?
debauchewy: @vou (palming)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
It must be uncomfortable for you, isn't it. [Juuust a smile. Whoops. He can talk about it with your great great grandpa instead?]

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trickstar: (and sandals with my socks)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[After he's seen a bit of the above...]

There. You having fun, grossing out your only friend?
debauchewy: @vou (guts)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
My only friend? You really know nothing about me. I'm quite popular.

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trickstar: (Let's play musical chairs)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
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D-

Did you really want me to play?
trickstar: (Like 'Are you pregnant girl?')

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
But you just want to do it to kick my ass. You don't actually just want to spend quality time with your old man...
trickstar: (It might seem crazy)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope. You know what? After seeing how gross Hisoka just got earlier... Change in tune here.]

... You just have to hit someone once, and they're out, right?
trickstar: (it's no mystery)

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I can handle it. How soon is it?

[Sounds like he's all business right now...]
trickstar: (whenever I'm on a date)

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'll find a partner, don't worry you worry about that!

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