[video] if no one else will post about beefsteaks, then i will

[luckynumber42]

[Hey look, it's a video of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Well, okay, it's a video of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man off duty. So really it's just Miles.]

Okay, so, I've got this idea for something, but I'm gonna need a lot of help to pull it off.

[And then he lifts up his hand and begins counting off on his fingers.]

...And also maybe around a hundred pounds of steak, and about fifty loaves of bread. And a big room to throw a party in.

So...anyone wanna help?

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[selfimage]

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Erm—what kind of steak were you looking for?

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[luckynumber42]

Uh...steak steak?

I didn't know there were different kinds of steak.

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[notdaredevil]

That is going to get smelly so fast.

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[luckynumber42]

Well, it's going to all get cooked.

So if it's gonna be smelly, it's gonna be a good kind of smelly.

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[fastballspeciaaaaal]

I've got a bunch of steak coupons! What are they for?

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[luckynumber42]

Awesome!

It's gonna be for a beefsteak. I don't think there's one happening in this world's New York, so I wanna see if I can make one myself.

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[glitterateur]

I'll help! What's the party for?

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[luckynumber42]

Well, it's not a holiday, if that's what you mean.

It's more like...something that used to happen back home around this time every year that I kinda miss.

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[ursawhiner]

This could either be really awesome, or really gross. I'm in!

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[luckynumber42]

Great! Can you cook? Because we're gonna have lot of meat to cook.

[Also, Miles doesn't know how to cook himself, so. He'd be useless on that side of things.]

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[rockpun]

[Tara does not know this kid, but she knows exactly what he's talking about. her eyes go wide, then she gets a knowing look on her face.]

Do you have any idea how long it's been since I went to a beefsteak.

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[luckynumber42]

[Miles breaks into the most excited grin his face can possibly handle.]

You know what a beefsteak is?

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[booyahh]

That's a pretty huge steak request. Are we going to be feeding an army?

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[luckynumber42]

More like a party. But there might be enough people that it'll be like feeding an army.

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[cupio]

Wow. The feeding of the 5000 sure has changed. Why do you want all that beefsteak?

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[luckynumber42]

To throw a party?

What's "the feeding of the 5000"?

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[andaway]

That's... a lot of steak. I can help you get some of it? But definitely not all of that. [Mostly because he doesn't use much of his money, but he already spent a lot on the 4th of July party.]

But what do you need it for?

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[luckynumber42]

It's for a beefsteak! It's just a party where you eat lots of steak. And bread, except you don't really eat the bread.

Any amount of steak helps, though! It could be like a steak potluck, maybe.

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[beautstrength]

... I can help with bringing in loaves of bread, although fifty may be a bit much.

[ What even-- ]

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[luckynumber42]

Great! I think other people can help with the bread too, so that's not a big deal.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

[Since seeing his face freaked this kid out the last time... text it is.]

Uh, you might want somewhere to store all that steak in the interim.

Because that is A LOT of steak.

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[luckynumber42]

...I didn't think of that.

What if everyone just brought all their steak at once the day of the party when we set it all up?

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[oathkeeping]

Are you making a ton of sandwiches or something?

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[luckynumber42]

Sorta--they're sandwiches with only the bottom bread slice.

And you're not really supposed to eat the bread anyway.

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[sassguard]

I'm in for anything that involves that much steak. Can't promise I won't try to eat some of it myself, though.

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[luckynumber42]

That's the point! I wanna set up a beefsteak for everyone where we'll all eat the steak.