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[lackey]

hey ppl . ppl i kno & ppl i dont kno. havnt said hey 2 evrybody in a long time. sry bout that. rly should say hey more ofen. just dont usualy have anything else 2 say u kno ? like u cant just b like

hey

& then put that on the net

ppld b like wat ?
cant just say hey dude
gotta say sumthin else

&thats my prob. nuthin else 2 say. xcept 2day ! 2day ive been here 1 yr. 1 yr minus 1 month. hopin i dont lose dec this yr. i like dec. gonna b my kids 1st bday in dec. still dont kno if kids a boy or girl. if gov decides 2 give xmas presents 2 imports mayb they could send sum info getin god machene 2 my world 4 me. get that info. a dads gotta kno u kno. but id setl 4 just getin 2 see dec. not picky.

anyway other stuff. lost my phone thing 4 a wile there. thoght sumbody stole it. but then i found it undr my new bed. doesnt mean it wasnt stoln. sumbody or sumbodys like a group of ppl ( & im not sayin the gov i mean more like a bunch of rusians go usa ) coulda taken it & checkd whats on it & then put it back. mayb a group of ppl do that w / all the phone things. wile ur sleepin or w / ur girl or guy or w /e . ( im still sayin rusians not gov ) ( rly sneeky rusians )

guess thats all 4 now. nice 2 meet u newer not here 4 1 yr minus 1 month ppl. im mike. i kno it says that on my mesages but i still like sayin it.

And to keep people from thinking my brain is quitting on me here is me typing normal and using the spell checker.

( takes 4ever 2 txt like that )

Comments

[lackey]

its me ! im alive ! im surprisd bout it 2 sumtimes. i got a demon 4 a roomie a wile back & he was doin weird demon shit. sumtimes naked. had 2 get out of that house b4 it turned into hellhouse & i ended up sacrifised or sumthin.

[deadtective]

Yeah, that kind of supernatural bullshit's the kind of thing you just want to get the fuck away from before it explodes. The way things usually go you'd probably have had a portal to the nether realms in your basement before too long.

[lackey]

thats what I thoght ! basment portal comin soon. feel sorry 4 the neybors. probly shoulda left em a note.

" move the fuck out or buy alot of croses good luck "..

but hey ! how r u ? u ever find a job ?

[deadtective]

Usually the people who live by that kind of shit are in on it, so I wouldn't feel too bad. Someone'll deal with it eventually.

Uhhh, yeah, I guess. I finally got off my ass and got my detective's license in this world, at least.

[lackey]

yea ok. there r lots of heros here. 2 deal w / that shit.

but detective ! thats cool. investigatin stuff ?

[deadtective]

You don't really need heroes so much as like. Really angry, bitter assholes who know how to use the business end of a crucifix.

Not until someone hires me, so don't hold your breath. It's still nice to have something official to wave in people's faces, though.

[lackey]

do we have any of those here ?? bittr asshole imports w / croses ? havent seen anybody like that at the gov partys but havent been 2 a gov party in a wile so.

id hire u if i had anything needin investigatin. mayb i can find sumthin. 4 u 2 look 4.

[deadtective]

Last swear-in had some powerpoint terrorists and not much else. I'd try peeking into churches and seeing who looks really disgruntled as they fill a gallon jug with holy water.

Awww, that's sweet, but I only take cash upfront. I don't think it'd work out.

[lackey]

ok what r powrpoint terorists ? im not gonna bothr church peekin unles the next house i live in also has a demon prob. 1st time w /e let other ppl deal w / it but im not getin chasd from house 2 house 2 house by demons. gotta take a stand then.

& what r u talkin bout ? u callin me poor hazel ?

[deadtective]

They hijacked one of the speaker's presentations and spat some tabloid headlines out; it was very frightening. Also, supernatural bad luck grows exponentially - next time it's going to be an entire baby-eating cult in the attic.

I'm saying I don't trust you to pay up, much as I love you. You could be the second coming of Bill Gates for all I know.

[lackey]

sounds crazy. also if thats tru bout the supernaturl mayb im beter off doin what im doin.

& ok. as long as ur not callin me poor. i do got alot of $$$ now. but its smart not 2 trust me. i dont even trust me sumtimes. tell u what tho ! if i run in 2 sumbody whos like " MAN i need a detective ! " & he looks like a nice & trusty & not dead broke person ill give him ur name.

[deadtective]

You can't run from spooky shit. I've tried.

You can also give my name to people who look rich and sketchy but also dumb enough to find their cash 'misplaced'. Can't be picky in this line of work, won't lie.

[lackey]

im not runin im just livin where i dont have 2 worry bout basments or atics. what spooky shit were u runin from ? werewolfs or those sucky vampirs ?

ok. will u investigate anything ? like workin as a dog catchr i kno lots of ppl lose their pets & sum might be stoln ?

[deadtective]

I was running towards the werewolf, that shit wasn't his fault. But pretty much anything else would probably be a correct answer; my world was just a huge heaping pile of bullshit when it came to that.

I specialize in supernatural shit, but honestly as long as there are people involved I'll give it a go. Animals are where I draw the line, though, sorry.

[lackey]

that sux. howd u turn out so normal if ur worlds so screwd up ?

u kno ur a litl picky 4 sumbody whos not picky. but alrite. no animals & likes crazy spooky stuff most.

[deadtective]

I didn't know about all that weird shit until a little while before I came here. And after that it was mainly spite.

Having one stipulation doesn't make someone picky!! And I don't like the spooky stuff, it's just what I have the most experience in.

[lackey]

gues that makes sens.

but u hav more than 1 ! u also wont work 4 me. so thats 2 or mayb 1 & a half.

[deadtective]

I don't think that last one should count, it's just good business sense.

[lackey]

think ur gonna have troubl getin work hazel.

[deadtective]

There aren't too many imPorts detectives. I'm going to win by virtue of there being like zero fucking options.

[lackey]

they could go w / a local detective ?

[deadtective]

Nobody trusts the locals that much.

[lackey]

i do ?

[deadtective]

You don't count.

[lackey]

i do 2 count.