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Mike Parker ([personal profile] lackey) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-08-01 06:39 pm

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hey ppl . ppl i kno & ppl i dont kno. havnt said hey 2 evrybody in a long time. sry bout that. rly should say hey more ofen. just dont usualy have anything else 2 say u kno ? like u cant just b like

hey

& then put that on the net

ppld b like wat ?
cant just say hey dude
gotta say sumthin else

&thats my prob. nuthin else 2 say. xcept 2day ! 2day ive been here 1 yr. 1 yr minus 1 month. hopin i dont lose dec this yr. i like dec. gonna b my kids 1st bday in dec. still dont kno if kids a boy or girl. if gov decides 2 give xmas presents 2 imports mayb they could send sum info getin god machene 2 my world 4 me. get that info. a dads gotta kno u kno. but id setl 4 just getin 2 see dec. not picky.

anyway other stuff. lost my phone thing 4 a wile there. thoght sumbody stole it. but then i found it undr my new bed. doesnt mean it wasnt stoln. sumbody or sumbodys like a group of ppl ( & im not sayin the gov i mean more like a bunch of rusians go usa ) coulda taken it & checkd whats on it & then put it back. mayb a group of ppl do that w / all the phone things. wile ur sleepin or w / ur girl or guy or w /e . ( im still sayin rusians not gov ) ( rly sneeky rusians )

guess thats all 4 now. nice 2 meet u newer not here 4 1 yr minus 1 month ppl. im mike. i kno it says that on my mesages but i still like sayin it.

And to keep people from thinking my brain is quitting on me here is me typing normal and using the spell checker.

( takes 4ever 2 txt like that )
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-08-25 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I am of average size for my species, but I do not see the relevance.
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-08-30 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
It would not be unfair. I would have greater healing capabilities regardless.
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-08-31 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I possess Nah Notek, which will repair any injury. Praise Nah Notek.
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-09-02 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It is sacred to my tribe.
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-09-03 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not create excuses because you feel the emotion designated fear, Mike Parker.
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-09-03 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
My twenty-eight senses definitely detect fear.
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-09-04 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
A better question would be to ask how you humans can survive with only five.
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-09-16 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That does not make sense!
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[personal profile] quantifies 2015-09-22 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Twenty-eight sense are sufficient. Much more so than your mere five.