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[lackey]

hey ppl . ppl i kno & ppl i dont kno. havnt said hey 2 evrybody in a long time. sry bout that. rly should say hey more ofen. just dont usualy have anything else 2 say u kno ? like u cant just b like

hey

& then put that on the net

ppld b like wat ?
cant just say hey dude
gotta say sumthin else

&thats my prob. nuthin else 2 say. xcept 2day ! 2day ive been here 1 yr. 1 yr minus 1 month. hopin i dont lose dec this yr. i like dec. gonna b my kids 1st bday in dec. still dont kno if kids a boy or girl. if gov decides 2 give xmas presents 2 imports mayb they could send sum info getin god machene 2 my world 4 me. get that info. a dads gotta kno u kno. but id setl 4 just getin 2 see dec. not picky.

anyway other stuff. lost my phone thing 4 a wile there. thoght sumbody stole it. but then i found it undr my new bed. doesnt mean it wasnt stoln. sumbody or sumbodys like a group of ppl ( & im not sayin the gov i mean more like a bunch of rusians go usa ) coulda taken it & checkd whats on it & then put it back. mayb a group of ppl do that w / all the phone things. wile ur sleepin or w / ur girl or guy or w /e . ( im still sayin rusians not gov ) ( rly sneeky rusians )

guess thats all 4 now. nice 2 meet u newer not here 4 1 yr minus 1 month ppl. im mike. i kno it says that on my mesages but i still like sayin it.

And to keep people from thinking my brain is quitting on me here is me typing normal and using the spell checker.

( takes 4ever 2 txt like that )

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[lackey]

howd u pull that off ?

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[brushoff]

I've got a painting in the attic.

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[lackey]

ok ? ive got sum cheap xmas lights shapd like lobstrs. so howd u get imortal ?

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[brushoff]

That was a cultural reference I was hoping you'd get. I'm Dorian Gray. My portrait takes on my sins and any signs of age.

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[lackey]

oh im sry dude. hate when that hapens. cultur refs not getin goten. but nice 2 meet u dorian grey. im still mike. parker. so magic painting huh ? can u like buy those or ???

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[brushoff]

No need to worry—it's a reference that, on retrospect, I doubt you would have gotten in the first place.

And no, you can't. Truth be told, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else. The price is...fairly steep.

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[lackey]

like milions steep ?

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[brushoff]

The price is something you can't put monetary value on.

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[lackey]

ur sayin u cant pay 4 what u used 2 pay 4 a magic painting

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[brushoff]

[ goddammit Mike, Dorian's just staring at the comm like he's gonna rip his hair out. ]

I sold my soul, okay? It's a steep price because it's my soul.

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[lackey]

oh ur soul. that sux dude. tho if ur never gonna die does havin a soul mater ?

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[brushoff]

[ SHRUGS. ] To some people it does. Obviously not to me.

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[lackey]

obviusly. anyway soules dude. i dont sell blow. got ice & pot & pills & i kno ppl slingin other good stuf so if u ever need anything u let me kno & ill hook u up ok ?

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[brushoff]

Pot and pills sound wonderful. I'll drop you a line when I want some.

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[lackey]

cool ! ill hear from u when i hear from u then