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[Have a rather sleep mussed Andrew Warner broadcasting himself to the network guys. His hair in a great state of disarray and he clearly hasn't crawled out of bed just yet if the pillow behind his head is anything to go by. Its early in the afternoon and he should be in work, but he probably should have been in work a lot over the last few weeks but he just stopped going.

There's a wide grin before he starts speaking in a grumbly voice.] Hey super-people! [Yeah he really did just say that. Because he was equal opportunities between superheroes and villains.] So uh, I figure I've been here kinda like a month now? Been a full cycle at least an' I'm havin' a total blast there's just one tiny thing.

[He flops back onto the pillows like he was having a conversation with a good friend rather than an entire country of people.] Where's the fun? I mean there's gotta be bars in this place, clubs, that kinda crap? This wolf has a cravin' for some place up-beat where I can shake what the good lord gave me. Any suggestions would be amazin' and y'never know, maybe we could call it a date?

[Shameless. Utterly shameless. He can't even get drunk but that won't stop him from making an ass of himself on some kind of dancefloor. Give him suggestions, good imPorts far and wide.]

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[textualhealing]

[He'd argue that high maintenance and nasty fantasies can easily go hand in hand, buuuut poor Drew doesn't have a chance anyway.]

Nah, eating isn't the answer, pampering is. You'll feel a hundred times better after a massage and some time in the steam room than you ever would eating shit.

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Are y'sure about that dude, 'cause remember the whole werewolf thing means I can eat like... ten thousand calories in a day? [There's a reason it felt like his skin was almost on fire.] But I ain't sayin' no to someone workin' through all my tight muscles and nasty kinks. [Was he talking about muscular kinks? Lord knows.] An' there's the chance of seein' you in nothin' but a towel and that's kinda a bonus.

[textualhealing]

[Not even touching upon those 'nasty kinks', kthx.]

Then it's settled. Sometime soon you and I are gonna arrange ourselves a spa day, with massages, limited clothing and beauty treatments as far as the eye can see.

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[Drew can't help but chuckle about it, because it did seem funny to him.] Its a done deal. I'm kinda lookin' forward to it.

[textualhealing]

Yeah, me too, weirdly enough. I'll try and get something arranged for when I'm not crazy busy with work, soooo it could be a while.

[willinglychanged]

Well when you're not too busy bein' some kinda local celebrity just hit me up an' we'll go get half naked and do girly shit.