002. Video

[willinglychanged]

[Have a rather sleep mussed Andrew Warner broadcasting himself to the network guys. His hair in a great state of disarray and he clearly hasn't crawled out of bed just yet if the pillow behind his head is anything to go by. Its early in the afternoon and he should be in work, but he probably should have been in work a lot over the last few weeks but he just stopped going.

There's a wide grin before he starts speaking in a grumbly voice.] Hey super-people! [Yeah he really did just say that. Because he was equal opportunities between superheroes and villains.] So uh, I figure I've been here kinda like a month now? Been a full cycle at least an' I'm havin' a total blast there's just one tiny thing.

[He flops back onto the pillows like he was having a conversation with a good friend rather than an entire country of people.] Where's the fun? I mean there's gotta be bars in this place, clubs, that kinda crap? This wolf has a cravin' for some place up-beat where I can shake what the good lord gave me. Any suggestions would be amazin' and y'never know, maybe we could call it a date?

[Shameless. Utterly shameless. He can't even get drunk but that won't stop him from making an ass of himself on some kind of dancefloor. Give him suggestions, good imPorts far and wide.]

Comments

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[givetheslip]

It's not exactly difficult to find a bar here. People like their drink in any time, it seems. Just walk around for a while and you'll spot something.

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[willinglychanged]

Well the whole point was tryin'a find someone to take me to a bar. Can't just go crawlin' around 'em by myself now can I? [Because that sounded like alcoholism. Even if he couldn't get drunk. After all it wasn't really the bar he was looking for, it was the people.]

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[givetheslip]

Why not? I've known many who do. And it's not as though you'd be alone there. A bar without patrons has probably run out of ale.

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[willinglychanged]

It just sounds really borin' goin' somewhere by myself.

[He pouts slightly.]

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[givetheslip]

You can't handle a short walk alone? My goodness. What a coddled life you must lead.

[willinglychanged]

I can handle the short walk by myself, but that doesn't mean I wanna do it. I'm a totally innocent young thing, can't go runnin' places on a dark night in a city full of heroes an' villains.

[givetheslip]

If you're not innocent, perhaps you shouldn't be spending time in bars. They're not full of the most moral and upright people.

[willinglychanged]

Hell somethin' tells me you're not used to sarcasm, are ya. [There's a little amused twinkle in his eye.]

[givetheslip]

Or perhaps I'm just poking fun at you.

[willinglychanged]

Now that'd just be rude, after I'm pourin' my heart out here tryin'a get a friend.

[givetheslip]

I've been called worse things than rude. I can live with that.

[willinglychanged]

Now rude is about as far as I'll go, I'm not the name callin' sort.

[givetheslip]

Then we don't have a problem. Though you might, unless someone's directed you to a bar by now.

[willinglychanged]

There ain't problems here. [He nods sagely. Because that would just fuck too much with his Zen.]

[givetheslip]

Then everything is fine. Unless you're looking to be drunk and aren't yet, I suppose.

[willinglychanged]

Can't exactly look forward to gettin' drunk... can't exactly get drunk. [Most exaggerated pout in the world.]

[givetheslip]

I've never known a man who couldn't, provided the barman kept the ale flowing.

[willinglychanged]

I am a barman... believe me I know how to keep the liquor flowin'. Still can't get drunk... damn werewolf problems. [He shrugs, looking sheepish.]

[givetheslip]

You've got to be joking. Why would you make a living that way then?

[willinglychanged]

'Cause I like the people, an' the energy. [Quieter.] An' it ain't like I've got a lotta skills under my belt.

[givetheslip]

Most people don't, to start with. What's stopping you from gaining some?

[willinglychanged]

[He frowns.] You ain't ever heard about how y'can't teach an old dog new tricks?

[givetheslip]

That's daft.

[willinglychanged]

Huh? The hell kinda word is daft? [Please educate him. He doesn't know those British words.]

[givetheslip]

It's...a regular word. Foolish. Idiotic. You do know what those mean?

[It's English, man, everyone here speaks it.]