002. Video

[willinglychanged]

[Have a rather sleep mussed Andrew Warner broadcasting himself to the network guys. His hair in a great state of disarray and he clearly hasn't crawled out of bed just yet if the pillow behind his head is anything to go by. Its early in the afternoon and he should be in work, but he probably should have been in work a lot over the last few weeks but he just stopped going.

There's a wide grin before he starts speaking in a grumbly voice.] Hey super-people! [Yeah he really did just say that. Because he was equal opportunities between superheroes and villains.] So uh, I figure I've been here kinda like a month now? Been a full cycle at least an' I'm havin' a total blast there's just one tiny thing.

[He flops back onto the pillows like he was having a conversation with a good friend rather than an entire country of people.] Where's the fun? I mean there's gotta be bars in this place, clubs, that kinda crap? This wolf has a cravin' for some place up-beat where I can shake what the good lord gave me. Any suggestions would be amazin' and y'never know, maybe we could call it a date?

[Shameless. Utterly shameless. He can't even get drunk but that won't stop him from making an ass of himself on some kind of dancefloor. Give him suggestions, good imPorts far and wide.]

Comments

[willinglychanged]

Bored? Of you? Hell no... [He grins.] Pretty sure I'd just find another way of spicin' things up.

[hisheartsdesire]

My sentiments exactly. [He chuckles.] How many inches do you want your pizza this time?

[willinglychanged]

Would rather find my inches elsewhere. [Another one of those customary eyebrow waggles.]

[hisheartsdesire]

Some places have restrictions, but there'll be plenty of inches and then some at the club.

[willinglychanged]

What kinda restrictions? [You've totally lost Drew now.] You wanna help me find some of these inches? I'll let you watch.

[hisheartsdesire]

Never you mind the restrictions, then. We'll focus on finding you those inches. I'll be more than happy to supervise.

[willinglychanged]

Supervise. As if you're not gonna be sittin' there practically droolin'.

[hisheartsdesire]

Something wrong with me enjoying the view?

[willinglychanged]

Nothing wrong at all, man. Like I've been sayin', if you're ever lookin' for more than just the view lemme know.

[hisheartsdesire]

You know I will.

[willinglychanged]

I wouldn't be surprised, exactly. Hell I'd be surprised you finally decided to go with it. [He smiles.]

[hisheartsdesire]

[He laughs.] Well, you know, I can be full of surprises sometimes.

[willinglychanged]

I bet y'can be full of all kinds of things. [He grins, was that yet another innuendo? Probably.]

[hisheartsdesire]

And I know you'd like to see that.

[willinglychanged]

See it... take part in it, whichever one sounds better.