002. Video

[willinglychanged]

[Have a rather sleep mussed Andrew Warner broadcasting himself to the network guys. His hair in a great state of disarray and he clearly hasn't crawled out of bed just yet if the pillow behind his head is anything to go by. Its early in the afternoon and he should be in work, but he probably should have been in work a lot over the last few weeks but he just stopped going.

There's a wide grin before he starts speaking in a grumbly voice.] Hey super-people! [Yeah he really did just say that. Because he was equal opportunities between superheroes and villains.] So uh, I figure I've been here kinda like a month now? Been a full cycle at least an' I'm havin' a total blast there's just one tiny thing.

[He flops back onto the pillows like he was having a conversation with a good friend rather than an entire country of people.] Where's the fun? I mean there's gotta be bars in this place, clubs, that kinda crap? This wolf has a cravin' for some place up-beat where I can shake what the good lord gave me. Any suggestions would be amazin' and y'never know, maybe we could call it a date?

[Shameless. Utterly shameless. He can't even get drunk but that won't stop him from making an ass of himself on some kind of dancefloor. Give him suggestions, good imPorts far and wide.]

Comments

[increscents]

It's just as much cardio as walking. Only old people stay in the same bar for more than two hours.

Howl at the moon like a dog? I thought only frat boys did that.

[willinglychanged]

i'm both old and a bartender. i can stay in the same bar for like... ten hours.

what kind of dog howls at the moon? seriously are dogs weird where you're from? I was thinking more like a wolf but okay.

[increscents]

Old as in too old to move your ass.

Dogs howl at all sorts of shit. And are far more common than wolves. Plus humans howling always sounds more like a dog than a wolf.

[willinglychanged]

i'm totally a senior citizen with a REALLY good skin care regime.

and who says I'm human? you didn't listen to me when I called myself a wolf, did ya? too distracted by my handsome face, huh?

[increscents]

Don't break a hip when you go dancing then. Even good skin won't save you.

Handsome may be overselling it.

We talking werewolf wolf then?

[ She hasn't been slowly trying to build up to werewolf. ]

[willinglychanged]

damn... i just got a new one last month.

totally underselling you mean. usually i just go for perfect.

oh yeah we're talking full monthly troubles lycanthrope. the best kinda wolf.

[increscents]

Titanium? Maybe you'll get lucky.

Too bad you're a few notches short.

Now we're talking my language. Werewolf and unashamed.

[willinglychanged]

totally titanium. strongest hip in the business.

lying ain't cute, yknow? I'm a total peach.

Your language, huh? Total werewolf and proud. Sign me up for the parade.

[increscents]

Maybe you can survive a night out after all, old man.

Wasn't aiming for cute. Mostly because I'm not a total peach.

Not enough werewolves in this place. Doing the lone wolf thing for awhile gets kind of boring when you had a pack at home.

[willinglychanged]

Totally could, wait til you see.

you more of an apple kinda girl? could either be totally sweet and delicious or bitter as hell?

wait, what??? you're a werewolf??? we need to meet each other. like now. seriously.

[Which might come off as sudden and overbearing but hey, this is the first one he's spoken to since he got here.]

[increscents]

Now I'm invited to this all night dancathon?

See. Now you're on the right path.

Seriously. Where you want to meet at?

[ Except werewolves. She's totally in for werewolves. ]

[willinglychanged]

hell yeah you are. I mean at first I was like 'hmm do I wanna spend time with the person I haven't seen yet that totally wants to sass me'

You're the one who knows the bars, name one and I'll find it. If I get lost I'll just howl really loud and we can find each other that way :P