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[Have a rather sleep mussed Andrew Warner broadcasting himself to the network guys. His hair in a great state of disarray and he clearly hasn't crawled out of bed just yet if the pillow behind his head is anything to go by. Its early in the afternoon and he should be in work, but he probably should have been in work a lot over the last few weeks but he just stopped going.

There's a wide grin before he starts speaking in a grumbly voice.] Hey super-people! [Yeah he really did just say that. Because he was equal opportunities between superheroes and villains.] So uh, I figure I've been here kinda like a month now? Been a full cycle at least an' I'm havin' a total blast there's just one tiny thing.

[He flops back onto the pillows like he was having a conversation with a good friend rather than an entire country of people.] Where's the fun? I mean there's gotta be bars in this place, clubs, that kinda crap? This wolf has a cravin' for some place up-beat where I can shake what the good lord gave me. Any suggestions would be amazin' and y'never know, maybe we could call it a date?

[Shameless. Utterly shameless. He can't even get drunk but that won't stop him from making an ass of himself on some kind of dancefloor. Give him suggestions, good imPorts far and wide.]

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How long you think we can keep that going?

Well as someone who happens to have endless stamina I'm gonna go right ahead an' say the money'll run out before my energy does.

I like hanging around guys with good stamina.

[Tiffany, no.]

Oh yeah? [He gives her a sly grin.] Guess I do too.

You mean girls, right?

Hey girls with a lotta stamina are just as good as guys. [He didn't quite understand her reference.]

No, I mean... I was, like, making a joke. You know?

Oh, sorry. Sometimes those escape me a little. We'll go ahead an' blame it on the pot.

You got pot?

It's been a long time since I had pot. Do you share your pot ever?

I've got pot. [He nods sagely.] An' hell yeah I do. I got it from some guy and I ain't even had to pay for it yet.

Now I'm definitely gonna have to meet up with you.

[He lets out a loud chuckle.] Everyone wants to hang out with the selfless druggy.

I can't help it. I like selfless druggies.

[Another bark of a laugh.] A lot of people do.

... You saying you get people trying to steal your stash a lot?

I'm sayin' I got a lotta friends who swing by now they know I'm generous.

Guess you're gonna be adding me now.

Sounds about right, wouldn't be the first time neither. Ain't like I can hold it against you.

Cool. See you around, then. Real soon, maybe.

Sounds good, just let me know when you're feelin' up for it and I'll get things ready.

Yeah, okay. Andrew, right?

Y'can call me Drew. All my friends do already.

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