Chapter 2

[romancier]

Well, it's hard to believe it's already been a month since I arrived. I suppose if I'm really going to stay here and fulfill my duties as the superhero this city deserves, then I need to have some semblance of normalcy as well!

Therefore, I require the services of a maid.

Qualifications:
-Must be female
-Must be able to cook
-Must enjoy cleaning
-Must have a bubbly personality
-Must be willing to become a model for occasional drawing/writings
-High school students welcome
-Uniform optional

If interested, please report to Maurtia Falls, Residence #002 and ask for Shigure Sohma, or simply contact me.

Comments

[bestversion]

. . . if you're gonna be a pervert, at least try to be anonymous.

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[rathercommon]

Right, yeah, I'm going to be second - but probably not the last - in saying 'eugh.'

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[112ounces]

That sounds really pervy dude.

[mightthinkthat]

Is this a maid or a date?

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[justanotherlink]

Wow this is creepy. Like, seriously creepy.

I'm embarrassed for you.

[blahnik]

And how old are you?

[cupio]

wow i think you've pissed off half the people here.
that's impressive.

[walkingballpit]

[ Have Robbie's horrified face, slowly shaking from side to side. Then, smash cut to an edited image. ]

[orions_shadow]

From the reactions of all the ladyfolk, you're gonna pay em to put up with you, yeah?

[animalage]

is this level of creepiness even legal? should someone be calling the police?

[hostage]

Dude...

Seriously..........

High school girls?

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[assays]

Deplorable.

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[outlawrain]

...Someone's going to jail and it ain't me!

[grimreaping]

Did it perhaps occur to you to ask your housemates what they think of this?

[ Kid manages to sound disapproving even via text. ]

[romancier]

I prefer the term "open-minded employer." How else will they know who to contact for the job?

text

[romancier]

Is it too much to ask for some good help around here? I'm just letting them know what the job entails!

text

[romancier]

I suppose I could always take out the part about the bubbly personality.

[romancier]

If an offer is on the table, who am I to decline?

Re: Text

[romancier]

Honestly, is it so hard to believe I just want someone to help me keep a tidy place? A writer's life is a busy one, after all!

[romancier]

I'm so sorry, but that is top secret information!

[romancier]

And here I am, a poor messy author in need of assistance, pouring my heart and soul into the ad in hopes that some kind hearted person out there will answer my plea and save me from the destruction of my house's filth! To think os many could be so heartless!

[blahnik]

So old enough to know better.

[ the police are going to have fun with this one. ]

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[rathercommon]

You started out with 'must be female.' Sexist and objectifying from the first bloody line.

[mightthinkthat]

You realise there are laws concerning employer behaviour? Laws that, perhaps unfortunately, requires that you make it rather clear which you're asking for.

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[justanotherlink]

With that list of requirements?

It's like, totally impossible to believe.