Chapter 2

[romancier]

Well, it's hard to believe it's already been a month since I arrived. I suppose if I'm really going to stay here and fulfill my duties as the superhero this city deserves, then I need to have some semblance of normalcy as well!

Therefore, I require the services of a maid.

Qualifications:
-Must be female
-Must be able to cook
-Must enjoy cleaning
-Must have a bubbly personality
-Must be willing to become a model for occasional drawing/writings
-High school students welcome
-Uniform optional

If interested, please report to Maurtia Falls, Residence #002 and ask for Shigure Sohma, or simply contact me.

Comments

[bestversion]

. . . if you're gonna be a pervert, at least try to be anonymous.

[romancier]

I prefer the term "open-minded employer." How else will they know who to contact for the job?

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[rathercommon]

Right, yeah, I'm going to be second - but probably not the last - in saying 'eugh.'

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[romancier]

Is it too much to ask for some good help around here? I'm just letting them know what the job entails!

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[112ounces]

That sounds really pervy dude.

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[romancier]

I suppose I could always take out the part about the bubbly personality.

[mightthinkthat]

Is this a maid or a date?

[romancier]

If an offer is on the table, who am I to decline?

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[justanotherlink]

Wow this is creepy. Like, seriously creepy.

I'm embarrassed for you.

Re: Text

[romancier]

Honestly, is it so hard to believe I just want someone to help me keep a tidy place? A writer's life is a busy one, after all!

[blahnik]

And how old are you?

[romancier]

I'm so sorry, but that is top secret information!

[cupio]

wow i think you've pissed off half the people here.
that's impressive.

[romancier]

And here I am, a poor messy author in need of assistance, pouring my heart and soul into the ad in hopes that some kind hearted person out there will answer my plea and save me from the destruction of my house's filth! To think os many could be so heartless!

[walkingballpit]

[ Have Robbie's horrified face, slowly shaking from side to side. Then, smash cut to an edited image. ]

[romancier]

[Oh my god if looks could kill....I would most certainly be dead. IS THAT A ROBOT OR SOMETHING GOD]

I was thinking more along the lines of human.

[orions_shadow]

From the reactions of all the ladyfolk, you're gonna pay em to put up with you, yeah?

[romancier]

[BOY THIS TAKES A RATHER LONG TIME FOR HIM TO RESPOND TO. There's even a brief pause after he opens his mouth. ]

Of course I am!

[animalage]

is this level of creepiness even legal? should someone be calling the police?

[romancier]

[Oh god]

It was a joke, a joke!

[hostage]

Dude...

Seriously..........

High school girls?

[romancier]

I find that they're the most eager to do well in opportunities like these.

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[assays]

Deplorable.

1/2

[romancier]

Text

[outlawrain]

...Someone's going to jail and it ain't me!

Re: Text

[romancier]

Honestly, doesn't anyone have a sense of humor anymore?

[grimreaping]

Did it perhaps occur to you to ask your housemates what they think of this?

[ Kid manages to sound disapproving even via text. ]

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[romancier]

Of course I did!

[NO, HE DIDN'T]

[text]; ID reads Kaito Kuroba

[tuxedo_magician]

... huh.

Never thought I'd be glad to know that Aoko went home.

Although, she'd be more tempted to use the mop on you then actually clean.

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[romancier]

That would hardly be the point of getting a maid, wouldn't it?

[Read: I'm so glad she's not here to use that mop on me]

[shuckit]

gross

[ he knows a lot of teenage girls, being that he is a teenager himself, and this makes him... not so much concerned for them because most have superpowers they could destroy the hell out of a dude for, but grossed out on their behalf. ]

i hope a 70 year old dude with BO ends up your only option