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[aviate]

[ID reads Hal Jordan.]

I got ported out and... now I have no idea what I was thinking the last time I was here.

[A very perplexed Hal Jordan holds up a shirt that once belonged to Oliver Queen.]

I hoarded this guy's stuff after he vanished. Queen wasn't even from my world, why did I care?

[He puts it down and there's a thud as he kicks something out of view.]

If anyone wants a former billionaire's wardrobe, be my guest. Although I guess Barry gets dibs. [Aka someone pick up the Green Arrow related things please. He has zero use for a bow and arrow.

He then closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Remembering doing something, but not why is really bizarre. Is this a Porter thing or what?

[Private; Jaime Reyes]

What's the last world threat you remember that involved everyone?

[This is the easiest way to establish a timeline in DC.]

Comments

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[boobwindow]

I'm... not sure what's going on, Hal.

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[aviate]

Don't look at me. I think you've all got it wrong, not me.

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[boobwindow]

What? No, there's something wrong with you.

Let me do an x-ray.

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[aviate]

[Woah woah woah, that's a little intimate.]

I have a girlfriend.

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[boobwindow]

Get your mind out of the gutter!

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[aviate]

Like you haven't tried it on someone else before. How often does that excuse work?

[Shhhhh before you get thrown.]

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[boobwindow]

There is no world in which I don't find you repulsive.

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[aviate]

Then why else do you need to x-ray me when the ring can do that and give me a diagnosis?

I'm pretty sure you're not a doctor.

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[boobwindow]

Well, clearly something is wrong! If you want to figure it out on your own, be my guest.

I am not gonna put up with stupid and perverted assumptions in the meantime.

[ Bye, Hal. Disconnected. ]