mickeyd_emon: (I don't wanna know how it ends)
Sadao Maou ([personal profile] mickeyd_emon) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-11-04 02:56 pm

First Promotion(?) ; video

[the screen is overtaken by a black hole, blurred pale around the edges. there's a deafening tap tap tap. is it a monster? some new demonic threat?! MORE VENGEFUL TOILETS RETURNING FROM THEIR SLUMBER????? the black recedes and...it's some doof's finger. one red eye peers at the screen way too closely]

Maaaaan, I don't get these smart phones at all. Where's a guy gotta go t' get a good ol' fashioned flip phone huh? well, whatever. [he clears his throat and projects his voice needlessly, briefly wearing a regal tone like an old cape]

Citizens of America! Thank--[he pulls back the camera, accidentally turning it so he stands diagonal in the feed] Thank you for your hospitality. I'm Sadao Maou, and I'm the new assistant manager at Blessed Bounties, the best produce store you'll see around these Pennsylvania parts! Drop by for a discount on oranges later today.

[he flashes a winning grin. not even an hour in the place and he's already doing PR]

I'm kinda from Japan, so please have patience as I get used to how things run around here. Otherwise, I'm at your service!

Now that that's outta the way . . . Urushihara! I know you're out there, lurkin' somewhere on the net. Come fix my phone for me, it kept sayin' I need an "update" an' now it's wiggin' out.
disorder_heaven: (You're testing my patience.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-17 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, fine.

[ His tone drips with resentment, and his own stance is quite clear. He's loyal to Maou, but he'd better prove he's worth that. ]
disorder_heaven: (I pay attention.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-17 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'll get right on that, sire.