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[lovelyviper]

[Narcissa is frustrated with this phone thing. She's never seen anything like it- it must be a Muggle thing. But it seems there is nothing for it- it seems this is something she has to do to get any real answers. Her wand is tucked just out of sight- still within reach. She's put a charm around the house, which seems empty at the moment, which would detect and alert her to any intruders. To any walking into De Chima #2, best plug your ears.

She's sitting on the couch, wearing looks like expensive clothes and the expression on her face is not friendly.]

I've been told this-device- is a means to communicate- even if it seems rather primitive.

[Really. Where are the owls? This is all so strange.]

Then I seek answers from any who may hear this. I am Narcissa Malfoy - [That should be enough introduction in her view. Who doesn't recognize the Malfoy name?] -and I want to know what this device is and what I need to know of this world.

I will be expecting answers shortly.

[Now how does one turn this off? This is more difficult than it first looked.]

Comments

[lovelyviper]

Any information beyond the official talk which may be deemed important.

[vacationer]

I just mean they're not very useful.

[lovelyviper]

I cannot say I am surprised. I suppose it was too much to ask from such people.

[vacationer]

"Such people"?

[Lourdes doesn't really care if her fellow imPorts are being insulted (and she has a feeling that they are) - but she at least wants to understand the insults.]

[lovelyviper]

Those of you of the lower parts of society. I know your kind have always been daft, but it seems it is worse than I had always believed.

[vacationer]

Oh.

[Now she sounds a little bit amused.]

How do you know I'm one of them? I could be a millionaire at home.

[lovelyviper]

No amount of wealth can change who- what- you are.

[Narcissa is a wealthy pureblooded witch, she knows she's the top of the hierarchy.]

[vacationer]

What if I'm not what you think I am?