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[triangleman]

FOHYHU PLQGV DQG ZDWFKIXO HBHV
ZLOO DOZDBV HDUQ D ILWWLQJ SULCH


[ooc: there's an excellent decoding tool for the impatient (like me)! he'll just be using a simple caesar for most replies... unless you really impress him.]

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VOICE;

[triangleman]

Aw man, is my accent rusty?

TEXT;

[triangleman]

WKDW VHHPV OLNH WKH SHUIHFW SHUVRQ WR PDNH DQ RIIHU WR! GR BRX KDYH DQB LGHD KRZ JRRG LW ORRNV WR KDYH D VNLOO OLNH UDLVLQJ WKH GHDG RQ BRXU UHVXPH?

TEXT;

[bindsthedead]

L'p vruub wr glvdssrlqw brx. [No she's not.]

Exw L'p lq wkh exvlqhvv ri odblqj wkh ghdg wr uhvw, qrw vwxiilqj wkhp edfn lqwr frusvhv.

Video;

[insatiableinappetite]

Ah, I see you decided to make a more direct response.

I take it you're one of those pawnbrokers.

TEXT;

[triangleman]

even a BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT GIVEN ENOUGH TIME

TEXT;

[triangleman]

[great, another bunch of letters he can't make heads or tails of.] ARE YOU FROM GIBBER LIKE THAT OTHER KID?

TEXT;

[helpline]

SVANYYL LBH FGBCCRQ EULZVAT.
AB, V UNIRA'G. CREFBANYYL, V GUVAX GUR CBEGRE'F WRNYBHF, GUNG'F JUL ZL FUVC'F NG UBZR.

TEXT;

[triangleman]

MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT. HOW ABOUT I DO THAT IN EXCHANGE FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THIS GIBBERISH DIALECT OF YOURS

TEXT;

[assassinate]

[ rose is in a state of wonder with regards to how long she's been able to keep this going... ]

You are the man with the plan!
I can teach you the ways of the gibberish.
Where do we begin?

TEXT;

[triangleman]

SVANYYL, LBH FNVQ FBZRGUVAT VAGRERFGVAT.

JUNG XVAQ BS GVZR ZNPUVAR VF VG RKNPGYL? LBH'ER ABG JVGU GUR GVZR PBCF, NER LBH??

TEXT;

[triangleman]

THAT'S SO GENEROUS OF YOU!

BEEN HERE FOREVER HUH? DO YOU MISS YOUR HOME AT ALL?

TEXT;

[helpline]

LBH'ER GUR FRPBAQ CREFBA GUNG'F NFXRQ ZR GUNG.

[ the first person being Mabel Pines. the Doctor's got a strange feeling that he should probably print out business cards saying 'I'm the Doctor, not a Time cop' ]

QB GURFR GVZR PBCF UNIR N GVZR ONOL OL NAL PUNAPR?

VOICE;

[triangleman]

That's a good way to put it! One person's trash is another person's treasure, and I do so love helping people out.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Aha! So you do work for him!

[triangleman]

THEN I FEEL SORRY FOR THAT ARMY.

VOICE;

[helpline]

[ and as Bill swaps to voice, so does the Doctor. No more texting, he is so happy. ] What is it with you people and Time Babies? Of course I don't work for him, that'd be ridiculous.

text

[glitterateur]

oh yeah I miss my parents and my friends and my pig

but it's still pretty great here!! it's really easy to make new friends and time doesn't pass back home so you're not missing anything if you're worried about that

TEXT; private

[triangleman]

ZRZ, ZDB WR QDPHGURS. DQBWKLQJ HOVH BRX ZDQQD FURZ DERXW?

Video;

[insatiableinappetite]

As a salaryman myself, I hardly think of sales as charity.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

It's ridiculous that anyone works for him at all! I don't care how good the pension might be, nobody should stoop so low as to take orders from a being that still needs to be burped after being fed. [sorry now he's just on a roll.]

VOICE;

[helpline]

In that case, it's a good thing I don't work for him.

[ voice ]

[disorder_heaven]

By solving cyphers and spamming the entire network with them instead of just fucking talking?

[huntergames]

who is this

[permatext]

[timecapture]

Khb, L'p brxqj. L fdq surfudvwlqdwh li L zdqw wr.

SAME;

[triangleman]

BRX PRUWDOV DUH DOO WKH VDPH. DOZDBV SXWWLQJ LW RII XQWLO WRPRUURZ, DQG WKHQ BRX FDOO RQ PH DQG PB NLQG IRU KHOS.