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[triangleman]

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[ooc: there's an excellent decoding tool for the impatient (like me)! he'll just be using a simple caesar for most replies... unless you really impress him.]

Comments

VOICE;

[triangleman]

My product is whatever you want it to be, buddy! So if I'm not selling it, you must not want anything badly enough.

Video;

[insatiableinappetite]

Ah, I see you decided to make a more direct response.

I take it you're one of those pawnbrokers.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

That's a good way to put it! One person's trash is another person's treasure, and I do so love helping people out.

Video;

[insatiableinappetite]

As a salaryman myself, I hardly think of sales as charity.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

A good old nine to fiver, huh? What's the economy like in this reality? 'Cause the last mortal realm I peeked in on, the whole money idea didn't seem to be working out for 'em.

Video;

[insatiableinappetite]

It happens that we're not in 'the last mortal realm'.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Oh, wow! You don't say! Hey, thanks, buddy! I never would've cottoned on if you hadn't spelled it out for me so nicely. Much obliged.

Video

[insatiableinappetite]

I have charitable moments to those less fortunate like yourself.