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[triangleman]

FOHYHU PLQGV DQG ZDWFKIXO HBHV
ZLOO DOZDBV HDUQ D ILWWLQJ SULCH


[ooc: there's an excellent decoding tool for the impatient (like me)! he'll just be using a simple caesar for most replies... unless you really impress him.]

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[helpline]

You're going to have to make me text this out, aren't you. [ said with an URRRRRRGH tone of voice. But hey, attached to this, the Doctor types out a cipher ]

Eulzrf ner fghcvq, qb fbzrguvat orggre.

[ this is another simple cipher, but the Doctor's using rot13 encoder instead. ]

TEXT; same key

[triangleman]

VF GUVF FBZR XVAQ BS ERDHRFG?
VG'F QVSSVPHYG SBE ZR GB VASRE
OHG URER V NZ, NG LBHE ORURFG
FB JUNG VF VG LBH JBHYQ CERSRE?

text;

[helpline]

FHER, VG'F N ERDHRFG.
FGBC EULZVAT.
EULZVAT'F FGHCVQ.

TEXT;

[triangleman]

NAQ LBH'ER FVPX RABHTU BS EULZRF
GUNG LBH'ER ERNQL SBE N GENQR?
V'IR YBG'F GB BSSRE, NPEBFF NYY GVZRF
LBH PBHYQ FRR UBJ ZNA JNF ZNQR

TEXT;

[helpline]

BAR BS GUR CREXF BS UNIVAT N GVZR ZNPUVAR. FB LRNU, ORRA GURER QBAR GUNG

TEXT;

[triangleman]

GVZR ZNPUVAR, LBH FNL. QBA'G FHCCBFR LBH OEBHTUG GUNG JVGU LBH?

TEXT;

[helpline]

SVANYYL LBH FGBCCRQ EULZVAT.
AB, V UNIRA'G. CREFBANYYL, V GUVAX GUR CBEGRE'F WRNYBHF, GUNG'F JUL ZL FUVC'F NG UBZR.

TEXT;

[triangleman]

SVANYYL, LBH FNVQ FBZRGUVAT VAGRERFGVAT.

JUNG XVAQ BS GVZR ZNPUVAR VF VG RKNPGYL? LBH'ER ABG JVGU GUR GVZR PBCF, NER LBH??

TEXT;

[helpline]

LBH'ER GUR FRPBAQ CREFBA GUNG'F NFXRQ ZR GUNG.

[ the first person being Mabel Pines. the Doctor's got a strange feeling that he should probably print out business cards saying 'I'm the Doctor, not a Time cop' ]

QB GURFR GVZR PBCF UNIR N GVZR ONOL OL NAL PUNAPR?

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Aha! So you do work for him!

VOICE;

[helpline]

[ and as Bill swaps to voice, so does the Doctor. No more texting, he is so happy. ] What is it with you people and Time Babies? Of course I don't work for him, that'd be ridiculous.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

It's ridiculous that anyone works for him at all! I don't care how good the pension might be, nobody should stoop so low as to take orders from a being that still needs to be burped after being fed. [sorry now he's just on a roll.]

VOICE;

[helpline]

In that case, it's a good thing I don't work for him.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

You're #$&@#*@ right it is! Good for you, mostly.

VOICE;

[helpline]

Wait, mostly? What do you mean 'mostly'? It's very good for me that I'm not working for something as ridiculous as a Time Baby because that's ridiculous to begin with!

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Heh, good. Glad we're on the same page, here. But mostly because if you've got an unregistered time machine, his lackeys are gonna be on your tail eventually. And trust me, that's the exact opposite of fun.

VOICE;

[helpline]

You do know that said unregistered time machine isn't here, right?

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Aw, don't tell me you forgot when you parked it!

VOICE;

[helpline]

It's not a matter of forgetting. If she were in the universe, I'd know.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Why? Does she call and check in, like a good little obedient ward?

VOICE;

[helpline]

Wrong-o: telepathic contact.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Interesting! So your time manipulator is fully sapient? And you still just refer to her as a time machine? What kind of boss are you!

VOICE;

[helpline]

It's more of a partnership than a boss and employee sort of relationship.