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[triangleman]

FOHYHU PLQGV DQG ZDWFKIXO HBHV
ZLOO DOZDBV HDUQ D ILWWLQJ SULCH


[ooc: there's an excellent decoding tool for the impatient (like me)! he'll just be using a simple caesar for most replies... unless you really impress him.]

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TEXT;

[triangleman]

WHAT, LIKE A WILDCARD?
YEAH, ACTUALLY. CLOSE ENOUGH.

[ voice ]

[disorder_heaven]

Yeah, yeah. What up with the code? You testing us?

TEXT;

[triangleman]

OH WOW! CONGRATULATIONS!
I THINK YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO WIN THE BOOBY PRIZE!!

[ voice ]

[disorder_heaven]

...

Sorry, man, I gotta ask. What the heck are you?

TEXT;

[triangleman]

ANSWERS ARE FOR THOSE WHO PROVE THEY DESERVE THEM

[ voice ]

[disorder_heaven]

By solving cyphers and spamming the entire network with them instead of just fucking talking?

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Even parrots can talk, buddy. I'm looking for folks who can actually think, you get me?

[ voice ]

[disorder_heaven]

Not what I meant. Plus I'm pretty sure parrots can think, too.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Yeah, yeah. Look, basic texture recognition or word formation doesn't really impress me. If you want me to know you're smarter than a spoiled, overgrown chicken, you rise to my level. Capisce?

[ voice ]

[disorder_heaven]

But we're supposed to agree that you're better than us. Just like that.

The last arrogant asshole who told us we needed to rise to their level got punched in the face by Satan. Take a modesty pill, dude.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Sounds like a good saturday to me!