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[triangleman]

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[ooc: there's an excellent decoding tool for the impatient (like me)! he'll just be using a simple caesar for most replies... unless you really impress him.]

Comments

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[leaflets]

shouldn't you get the clock fixed then?

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[triangleman]

NO NEED TO FIX WHAT ISN'T BROKEN TWICE A DAY, IS THERE???

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[leaflets]

it'd be right more than twice a day if you fixed it

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[triangleman]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN TIME IS UTTERLY MEANINGLESS

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[leaflets]

why would time be meaningless?

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[triangleman]

BECAUSE IT'S WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOUR MISERABLE LIFE