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[dicktate]

[ This guy, again... He starts the recording with a wave, then reclines in a very practiced way, which is less about getting comfortable and more about showing as much of himself off as possible in the least amount of time. ]

There are fliers and notices and posts around, but what use are those things when instead, you could hear it straight from the mouth of Jinseok Jin? Worth nothing, so I will tell you all there is to know. Sit sit, listen to my handsome voice, be satisfied looking at my handsome face.

This month, the government is looking for imPort volunteers. You haven't signed up because you were waiting to hear more information from your beautiful imPort Spokesperson? Ahh, who can I blame? Nobody, only me for being so irresistible.

My imPorts, you have been invited to participate in a Virtual Reality Training Simulator. Hear it? Inside a computer, so no faces will be harmed if you fight like a broom in mud. Unless you are ugly, and you can probably ask them to hit you with that muddy broom to feel more at home.

They are also looking for people to watch and monitor if you are good at computers or are a voyeur who finds it sexy.

The training is held over two days, but you will be compensated for the time, and all your work places will be willing to let you go to participate. It is your duty as one of Jinseok's handsome and irreplaceable imPorts, right? Aaah, it's hard to be so popular.

There is no reason not to sign up now that you have heard directly from my mouth. Questions? Excuses to hear me talk more?

[ He winks, pointing straight down to where the replies will show up once he's finished recording.

And this is the guy who speaks on behalf of imPorts. ]

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[dumbfound]

[ His duty??? Is he supposed to do this? But it's volunteer or...?? ]

Is it like a video game?

[dicktate]

Yes. They want to train you to be bulletproof like Boy Scouts.

[ Ba-dum tish. ]

deletes comment. deletes journal. deletes life.

[dumbfound]

[ ??? ]

I don't think they are bulletproof, hyung...

i'll be here all week

[dicktate]

They are going to teach camping things.

[ Before you are mercilessly accosted by robot enemies. ]

boos off the stage

[dumbfound]

That doesn't sound that exciting.

[ He doesn't want to go camping, camping sucks.

Probably... he's never actually been. City boy. ]

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[dicktate]

You are not allowed to go anyway.

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[ktfod]

So if we're good with our hands it'll affect how good we are in the game? I'm not really familiar with how virtual reality works, but any chance to train is worth while to me.

[dicktate]

Yes yes, you will be using your real hands, but inside a fake world. So if you are very talented as well as very handsome, you will do well.

[ktfod]

...What?

Yeah... Okay, my real hands and abilities too, right?

[dicktate]

Yes, those will work fine, but the machine will not be forgiving if you think you are talented when you really suck.

The more important thing to wonder is if your handsomeness will translate well into the program.

[ktfod]

Why does it matter how handsome I am in this game? I don't really care as long as it translates how strong I am. Does appearance actually have any part in this simulator?

[dicktate]

That's good, too. Being conceited isn't attractive.

[ Unless it's him. ]

Being handsome is always an advantage. You will do well.

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[bestever]

Training simulations, huh? Yeah, I might have a little bit of experience with that. Just a tad.

[dicktate]

Then you should sign up, and tell them Jinseok sent you.

[ Not for any particular reason, just because he loves when people talk about him. ]

[bestever]

Uuuuuh, yeah. You gonna give me a link, or something? [googling things for yourself is for the lower classes, or something]

[dicktate]

What is this, you're making me do all the work?

[ That's literally his job... ]

[bestever]

... Do you need me to explain how to copy and paste? [also literally HIS job, at one point....]

[dicktate]

How about I just read you the URL so you don't have to miss a single second of my face? A much better idea.

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[buildsfriends]

Don't be so hard on yourself! I'm sure you're a pretty busy person. It's okay that you didn't tell anybody anything important until just now. I mean, I've gone my whole life without saying anything important!

[dicktate]

Every word that leaves my mouth is important. You should listen to them all well. They will do good things for you if you do.

[ No they won't, he just wants attention. ]

[buildsfriends]

Really?! I mean, I wasn't sure since you kind of talked about stuff that sounded super unimportant, but maybe I should be listening harder!

Okay. If you could please tell me some more stuff, Gym Sock Jim.

[dicktate]

Jinseok Jin. If you want to do something good for yourself, you will remember that.

[buildsfriends]

Okay! [he will not] So what's the important stuff you say? Is it about like um, traffic laws? Which side of the street to walk on if there's no sidewalk? I always get confused and just go in the middle, but nobody likes that.

OR maybe you're going to tell us about the next big music trend?!

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[112ounces]

That... sounds like my alley, actually.

[ Carl doesn't want to get rusty on his skills. He doesn't want to be weak. ]

[dicktate]

Consider signing up. Tell them Jinseok sent you, and that I am wonderful at my job, and also very charming and handsome.

Even if you are a kid, they will take you.