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maskormenace2015-11-30 04:20 am
moneylogues) wrote in maskormenace2015-11-30 04:20 am
002 ¤ Video
[The video feed starts of with Felix holding the camera. He's wearing his armor and helmet, so you can't see his face, but he somehow manages to look bored anyway. It's also not his house. Oh no, this is someone else's place.]
Okay, you know what I'm getting sick and tired off? Giving people advice about their lives. People here have such boring problems and most of them don't really matter. So. I'm going to give you guys some advice that's actually useful.
So today, I'm doing a special edition of Dear Felix. You're all getting some special advice, from the bottom of my heart.
[And then he reaches off camera and- okay that's knives. That's a bunch of throwing knives. Okay. Felix just holds them up to the camera.]
I'm going to show you how to throw these babies, because people just don't appreciate them anymore. Don't get me wrong, guns? Guns are great! But they're so fucking dull sometimes! Plus, hey, it's never a bad thing to be versatile. Alright! [He stands up, pointing the camera at the wall. He has every intention of throwing the knife straight at it.] Now let me just-
[An armoured glove appears from behind gripping Felix’s wrist, stopping him mid-throw.]
Felix.
[A filtered voice echoes through the room as Locus comes into view making their already distinctive height difference more pronounced. At 6’4 he’s more than a foot taller than his partner and broader too. A distinction Locus uses to his advantage when he grabs Felix by the back of the collar and calmly lifts him up off the floor by nearly a foot.]
I warned you.
[Infamous last words with Locus having every intention of throwing the bad kitty out of his house.
And then there's Felix, handling it with all the grace of a- Well, with all the grace of Felix.]
Damn it, Locus, I'm trying to do a thing- You are such an asshole, I swear to god, FUCK-
[And that's when the video cuts off. Enjoy the sight of a grown man being lifted like an angry cat, network.]
Okay, you know what I'm getting sick and tired off? Giving people advice about their lives. People here have such boring problems and most of them don't really matter. So. I'm going to give you guys some advice that's actually useful.
So today, I'm doing a special edition of Dear Felix. You're all getting some special advice, from the bottom of my heart.
[And then he reaches off camera and- okay that's knives. That's a bunch of throwing knives. Okay. Felix just holds them up to the camera.]
I'm going to show you how to throw these babies, because people just don't appreciate them anymore. Don't get me wrong, guns? Guns are great! But they're so fucking dull sometimes! Plus, hey, it's never a bad thing to be versatile. Alright! [He stands up, pointing the camera at the wall. He has every intention of throwing the knife straight at it.] Now let me just-
[An armoured glove appears from behind gripping Felix’s wrist, stopping him mid-throw.]
Felix.
[A filtered voice echoes through the room as Locus comes into view making their already distinctive height difference more pronounced. At 6’4 he’s more than a foot taller than his partner and broader too. A distinction Locus uses to his advantage when he grabs Felix by the back of the collar and calmly lifts him up off the floor by nearly a foot.]
I warned you.
[Infamous last words with Locus having every intention of throwing the bad kitty out of his house.
And then there's Felix, handling it with all the grace of a- Well, with all the grace of Felix.]
Damn it, Locus, I'm trying to do a thing- You are such an asshole, I swear to god, FUCK-
[And that's when the video cuts off. Enjoy the sight of a grown man being lifted like an angry cat, network.]
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