rathercommon: (sympathetic)
Kitty Jones ([personal profile] rathercommon) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-12-04 10:27 am

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[ Here's Kitty, wearing a smile and giving a little wave to the camera. ]

Hullo. It's Kitty here. I was just thinking about how it's about time for us to get another wave of new people - and then I remembered how last December, we didn't get any, and then I realized that I've now been here for over a year and that was just mad to think about.

It's easy to focus on all the horrid things that happen to us here. Because there are so many horrid things - that's true. The war with the Soviets is just terrible, and sometimes you just want to take the President by his shoulders and shake him until he stops - and those groups that detest us, they've made things a bit hard at times, as well. [ There's a little sideways twist to her lips as she says that; that's a grotesque understatement from a girl who had quite the history with one of those groups that detest us. ]

But it's always easy to remember the bad above the good. That's how the human brain works, isn't it - it's designed to remember hurts so that it can avoid those hurts in the future, which isn't bad, but which means that we sometimes lose track of the fact that there is so much more kindness than cruelty in the world. So I was just sitting and remembering all the good that's come to me over the past year.

Because this year, in this world, it really has been filled with impossible goodness. When I first came here, I was so scared, but there were people who took me in and helped me and protected me until I got a little more courage. And now here I am. I've made so many friends, amongst them someone I thought was my direst enemy. I saw people whom I'd never done any good for - I saw them forgive me when I was cruel and wicked and spiteful towards them, saw them risk themselves to help me and to save me.

And I've lived amongst the people of this world, who have been so good to me. So good. I've made friends amongst them, too. I've been kept on at work when I really have been the worst employee, when I've been unreliable because of my other obligations. And we've been allowed to speak our minds, speak freely. We've been allowed to travel far and wide. We've been supported in everything we do, which is far more kindness than has ever been extended a group of refugees at any time in any world. We've lived at peace. We've lived well.

So -

[ She tucks a strand of hair behind her ear. ]

I'd thought - if I could trouble you all - that we could spend a little bit of time, all together, remembering the good turns that people have done us.

Talk about whomever you'd like. Talk about the people who have been kind and helped us when they didn't have to. Talk about the wealth that is the other people we know here. And I thought we could talk about the natives, too - I was thinking I might put together a little something, a few quotes, that we could pass along to the natives of this world, so that we know that we appreciate them. Let's take some time to overcome our brains, and remember the good - focus on the good and remember how kind the world is to us. How well we live. How strong and brave and honest we can be here.

[ Translation: 'All of this is a somewhat underhanded but well-intentioned PR thing that will let me package some stuff to make the natives less furious at us in an ongoing attempt to avert all-out war between us and this world.' ]

Anyway. There's that, if you can spare some time. Oh, and, erm - come by Krakatoa, while I've got your attention. Best club in town, bar none. And the employees are simply gorgeous.

[ A quick, half-sheepish grin, and then she gives a little nod and waves her way off. ]
brushoff: (you MUST be joking)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-12-05 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ that...is a good question. ]

Because the government isn't handing them out willy-nilly? [ Dorian can't help but frown a little bit, like this solution never occurred to him. He keeps talking, obviously putting together the pieces of what Kitty's talking about. ] The technology is certainly able to be mass-produced. Some of the crime gangs in Maurtia Falls had power nullifiers and that psychopath Revan used nullification technology in the October swear-in.
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-12-05 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, I believe it's time to bother Tony Stark or one of those other technology geniuses until they decide to help us.

[ Dorian doesn't realize until after he said it that he said 'us.' Necessity makes strange bedfellows, it seems. ]
brushoff: (insert cigarettes lyric here)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-12-05 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
You grab onto her leg, I threaten her with a knife.

[ he...is mostly joking but also has a little bit of totally serious in his voice. ]

Honestly, we don't need to worry about her. I've got enough goodwill with some people that if I play my cards right, Kanaya doesn't even need to know we're here.
brushoff: I'M GONNA DO IT. (do you know how terrible that is?)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-12-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
And your point is?

[ it's rather cruel, LET'S DO IT. ]
brushoff: (ew no)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-12-05 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ cue the MELODRAMATIC EYE ROLL. ]

You're right, it would be cruel. But I'm a cruel person so honestly, I'm fine with that.
brushoff: (ohhh my god that's dumb)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-12-05 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's Kitty's turn to be greeted with a melodramatic siiiiiiigh ]

If we must. [ he knows he's kind of rolling over. but in this bizarre Marvel Team-Up, Dorian knows that Kitty has the upper hand, mostly because she can make him go corpsey in a MOMENT'S NOTICE. ]
brushoff: (yeah well what about THIS)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-12-05 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I tried to shoot her one time, it definitely should be you.

[ and watch him just NOT TELL KITTY ANYTHING to be a bit of an ass if/when she probes for context. ]