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[Eric appears on the screen, seeming to be sitting in a dimly lit office, glasses on his face. He'd sat there all day really, at his job, doing pretty much nothing. It was laughable, that they'd put him in a position such as this- Eric was a man who liked to be busy, hell he practically needed to be busy.]

Hello fellow imPorts. My name is Dr. Eric Dufosset, as some of you may already know. It seems that there is no end to introductions in this place, with how people come and go seemingly endlessly. [He smiles, but it doesn't quite reach his eyes, he's just trying to be pleasant.]

I come to you all after another day wasted at my job. So I thought about maybe being a little more vocal about these things. My official title, as dictated to me by those who brought us here is Dream Interpretor. [There's movement to the side as he raises a cup of coffee and takes a sip, clearing his throat before talking again.] But here I am without dreams to interpret.

So, my fellows, would anyone care to tell me a dream? [There's a smile that basically admits he knows no-one will be interested.] Alternatively, there are many other things I can interpret if you'd like to visit my office. I have tarot cards, tea that can be brewed, palms to be read... Just give me something, please. I'm weary of the inertia.

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video; im so sorry

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[No intro here, just jumping right into it:]

Okay okay so, I'm at school, right? And all my friends are there and we're doing our math work. It's all quiet and stuff but then the ground starts shaking and there this loud noise! So we all get under our desk cause we think there's an earthquake. But then, all the sudden it gets real cold in the classroom, so we look up, and the roof of the school is off! A giant 100 foot tall Barney the Dinosaur has taken the roof off our school!

Obviously we can't work under these conditions, right? So my friend and all all start attacking Barney's feet with our pencils. But that only makes him angry and he tries to step on us. All my friends get away, but I get cornered! Then, as a final act of desperation, I breath fire and burn giant Barney into a pile of ash!

....so what do you think that means?

video; its okay, bless your soul.

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[Eric is just going to take a few minutes of staring wide eyed into the camera. Oh god. What is this.

Eventually he sighs.] Young man it sounds like you have an incredibly active imagination. [He wasn't in the business of explaining children's dreams. So instead he made up his own. It was something he did with the younger members of the coven, especially those who might have more traumatic dreams than others.] It could symbolise the fact that schooling is imprisoning you, or you see your teachers as great monsters.

Your use of a pencil as a weapon, however, denotes that you're rather intelligent and even in the dream know that tools of creativity such as pencils are important. [A grin.] Breathing fire may also be a sign of powerful things to come.

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Oh, dang! Oh man, that's so cool! That's awesome, you're really good at this. I don't like school, and I am smart!

You're just super wrong about like. One thing.

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I did, hm? What would that be? [He's smiling though, because this was at least amusing.]

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I'm not a young man. I'm a hard-core lady type.

[She's really bother by the mistake though, why would she be.]

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Ah my apologies, mademoiselle, it must be the hair... [Or maybe Eric is completely oblivious to things such as these. Or maybe his mun just didn't check.]