4th Illusion ♣ TEXT; ID reads Kaito Kuroba

[tuxedo_magician]

So I was thinking – every two weeks we get that report thing and they always list colors for the terror alert levels. So far, we've gotten the following: Plum, Violent Violet, Snowflake, Evergreen, Blood Orange, Tangerine, Vermilion, Magenta, Red, Orange and Yellow.

So, I'm proposing a contest: suggest the craziest color alert level you can and one of you will win some tickets to my magic show. Or something else if magic isn't your thing. But really, it should be, because it's awesome.

Also, Murderous Magenta is already taken. Apparently it's the crazy version of regular Magenta.

[This is what happens when Kaito is bored.]

Comments

[grimreaping]

This is certainly more entertaining than trying to parse the government's logic in naming things as they do.

[tuxedo_magician]

Isn't it?

We might as well have fun with some of this stuff. Although I wonder if they pay some guy to sit around and come up with this stuff.

[grimreaping]

Given some of the jobs that imPorts are assigned to, I'd be inclined to say yes.

[tuxedo_magician]

True. Part me wouldn't mind that job. "Find the most random thing for someone to do? Sure! That's easy! Oh? And you need me to come up with some nonsensical color combination? I can do that too!"

[grimreaping]

Indeed.

Good luck on your magic show.

[tuxedo_magician]

Thanks.

Let me know if you ever come see it. I'm interested in what people think.

[grimreaping]

When is it?

[tuxedo_magician]

I usually do them throughout the week. My most popular ones seem to be on the weekends though.

[grimreaping]

That makes sense. Most people have prior engagements during the week. Do other imPorts often attend?

[tuxedo_magician]

They do. It's at the imPort run casino, actually.

I try to make my shows as open as possible for everyone though. The Mystery of Magic is supposed to let you forget all that other stuff for at least a little while.

[grimreaping]

I see.

Magic, in my world, has a singularly... less entertaining usage, most of the time.

[tuxedo_magician]

I've noticed that Magic tends to differ between worlds.