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[enucleation]

[ This is the third month in a row someone from Kaneki's world leaves. By now he sort of believes the Porter has a lot of fun fucking with him. ]

Touka Kirishima was ported out.

I will be keeping her cat. [ he has no idea what else to say, in all honesty. Complaining that this has been happening every month won't get him anywhere, and he honestly has to wonder if it's a good thing for them to even be in this world in first place. ]

I'm not even sure how to keep a cat like him, though. [ because the cat seems to hate everyone BASICALLY ]

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[bonely]

What is strange about the cat? [ He's going to attempt to help with pet care....somehow. ]

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[enucleation]

He seems to hate everyone, always has. Sometimes he is kind to me, but it depends on his mood or if he's hungry.

[bonely]

He's healthy? [ You should see the shit Skullman is googling right now, Kaneki. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

worship

[enucleation]

[ google ins't a veterinarian, Skullman! ]

I think so. He goes to the vet regularly.

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He does seem to enjoy that quite a lot, yes. But it's hard to satisfy him.

[aggressiveapathy]

that's never going to happen
cats like making you feel incompetent

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Speaking from experience, miss April?

[bonely]

[ he doesn't know any better...but on the other hand he's getting a lot of useless/anecdotal/conflicting information so he's going to stop ]

Then he's just grumpy. Strange animal.

Maybe he needs to see new things. [ Source: he was strange and isolated until he got to see new things. Maybe this cat is the same?? Skullman, no ]

[aggressiveapathy]

my yearly sacrifice to bast isn't just for the fun of it

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Just feed him lots of food
Then he'll be one fat and happy cat!

[whathawksdo]

Touka, too?
Sure are a lot of people going.....
If you need help with ol Bitey, I've handled him before.

[ Honestly, she doesn't even know what real name Touka ever settled on for the poor, bedraggled thing. Bitey was descriptive enough when he was a kitten, so why not now? ]

But with most cats, you just let them be.
Aside from food and stuff.

[enucleation]

[ good for you ]

He is very grumpy.

See new things, though? He is a house cat, we felt it was safer. [ knowing Tama, he'd just disappear or attack a dog or something ]

[enucleation]

[ bast...

bastet? ]

I thought you were more of a dog person, considering everything. [ considering who you live with, actually ]

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That would probably make him unhealthy, though.

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Yes, they are.
Are you her friend?

Tama is a complicated animal, but he never attacked us out of the blue, thankfully. [ it's not like he can, everyone living in that house won't even feel his scratches ] he is just really grumpy and I never had a pet before, much less a grumpy one.

[whathawksdo]

I am.
I'm Hawke. Touka and I lived together for a time.

And that sounds fairly normal for cats, in general.

[bonely]

New toys or new people. Maybe.

Though maybe he would scratch them instead. [ After a moment ] I am scratch proof, at least. If you need help. [ Baby's first offer. ]

[enucleation]

She mentioned you before. It's nice to meet you, Miss Hawke. I'm Kaneki.

I've seen cats being a lot friendlier than Tama.

[enucleation]

[ ohhhh. You deserve a star, Skullman. ]

He is very fussy with new people. And old. Being scratch proof is a plus for both of us, it seems.

Have you ever dealt with a cat, before? [ since last time they spoke, he seemed so... new to everything ]

[bonely]

He sounds like a hard animal to take care of.

No. But I can learn. [ He learns fast. ]

[enucleation]

[ Kaneki has a problem which is, he has a horrible diet and his fridge is full of that. So he usually doesn't invite people to his place, not only because of that but also because he is a cannibal and people would probably find it dangerous to go to his place. He can understand that and Kaneki always pays a lot of mind to that sort of thing, honestly.

But... at the same time... ]

Alright. If you want to see Tama, you can come over. He won't be friendly, but maybe you'll be lucky and he isn't in a terrible mood.

[bindsthedead]

So I've lost another of my friends.

You know, I was with her, the day she found Tama.

[enucleation]

That's how the Porter works.

Was he really grumpy back then too?

[bindsthedead]

Well, he'd been hit by a car, so he wasn't in the best of moods, even after I healed him.

[Admittedly, Sabriel had done fare more than just heal him- she'd outright resurrected the little cat.]