004; shounen bonding time?!

[clownshoes]

[ GOOD EVENING PEOPLE OF THE CITY. Cities.

Have Sora, quite clearly at the swear-in from the looks of it, looking far too cheerful.

In fact, the teen is downright glowing with confidence. ]

Hey, guys! If you aren’t at the Swear-In, you should definitely come by! And if you are--

[ Sora flashes the video behind him, showing the food laid out for the imPorts. ] You should come over here, because Naruto and me are about to have the greatest contest ever!

Which I’m gonna win, of course.

[ Naruto’s sprawling orange-clad arm comes out of nowhere and pushes Sora’s face away in an overly familiar gesture as he wrangles himself into view, grinning just as manically as his companion. ]

Which I’m gonna win, y’know, ‘cos ya better believe I ain’t gonna lose out to this guy! [ A thumb is jerked in Sora’s direction. ] We’re gonna see who can eat the most, an’ even though I’m gonna win ya should make sure you’re all there so ya can watch this go down, ‘cos the only thing Sora’s gonna be eatin’ that I’m not is his wooooorrrrdddssss!!! [ Which would have been a pretty impressive play on words had Naruto not totally stolen it from something he saw on TV. ]

[ Sora spends a good few seconds just staring at Naruto for that one. And then he just turns back to the camera like it never happened. ]

So go ahead and come over! ‘Cause I bet Naruto’s the one who’s gonna be eating words!

[ And with that, the feed cuts. Anyone around feel free to wander over and watch. Or just yell at them over the network about eating the food meant for everyone. Oops.


blue is sora, orange is naruto!

#shounenherolife ]

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[resipiscent]

[Oh. No.

So this is a thing. Probably he should, you know, go and make sure this doesn't get out of hand. He's a little reluctant just because he knows where this is gonna go (Sora barfing) but he feels sort of responsible, too.]

... Neither of you are allowed to die.

[clownshoes]

C'mon, Riku, when have I ever died from eating too much?

[ never, obviously! ]

[resipiscent]

You really want me to answer that?

[clownshoes]

I got sick, but I never died!

[thinhammer]

Who said anythin' about dyin', man, don't be a buzzkill!

[ God, Riku-mom. ]

.....But, if anyone was gonna die, it'd be Sora. From bein' a loser. Just sayin'.

[resipiscent]

Wow. That's gotta be the best trash-talk I've ever heard. [jk naruto u suck]

[thinhammer]

[ God, don't, you'll inflate his ego; he's so bad at sarcasm. ]

Heh, I know, right? So you're gonna come watch, right? To take Sora home when he passes out and to see me win, right?

video;

[daimeinashi]

[There is just the blankest and flattest stare to ever have been blank and flat. This is not a part of the whole friendship thing he signed up for. What is this. Why is this.]

You're both going to make yourselves ill.

video;

[clownshoes]

Maybe, but I'm gonna win doing it!

video;

[daimeinashi]

Why? What is the point of "winning"? Neither of you will accomplish anything other than irritating the other imPorts, the government, and the custodial staff.

video;

[clownshoes]

Because it's fun!

Yeah, some people not like it, but why shouldn't I have fun with my friends just 'cause someone else won't like it?

--As long as it's not hurting anyone, though!

[thinhammer]

Maaaaaaan, don't be such a killjoy, Sai.

[voice]; ID reads Kaito Kuroba

[tuxedo_magician]

Well, if I ever needed a reason to go...

[Because this just might prove hilarious.]

[thinhammer]

Hell yes. Make sure ya tell your friends, y'know!! Sora's goin' down and I'm gonna make him regret thinkin' he can beat Naruto Uzumaki!

[tuxedo_magician]

Of course! I'll even bring you a cheering section.

I wouldn't miss this for the world.

[voice];

[clownshoes]

You totally should!

[ they're going to regret this in the morning. ]

[voice];

[tuxedo_magician]

I'm curious to know what brought this amazing contest on.

[voice];

[clownshoes]

You know...I already forgot.

[voice]

[outlawrain]

Can't make it to the swear in so I'm gonna cheer you on from here! Whatcha guys eatin' to compete with?

[thinhammer]

Everythin'!!! There's all sorts here, y'know! Ain't no way Sora can fit all this in his tiny little body.

[ A pause. ]

When ya say cheerin'.... Who ya cheerin for?? Me, right?

[outlawrain]

Well, I cheer for the winner! So I gotta watch for a bit!

Tho', if you tell me 'bout you, I may just start cheerin' for you!

[thinhammer]

Me? [ W-Woah. He's still not used to this whole people-paying-attention-to-him thing. But he likes it. He kind of wiggles where he's standing like he's getting ready for something-- and that thing soon makes itself clear: his announcement. ] I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a shinobi of the leaf village, an' I'm gonna be the Hokage of that village one day.

[ A pause. ]

But today, I'm gonna kick Sora's butt.

[voice]

[clownshoes]

Everything, yeah! We're making sure to let everyone else eat first though.

[voice]

[outlawrain]

Well that's good! So, uh, tell me 'bout yourself, Sora! So I know if I should cheer for ya over him.

[voice]

[clownshoes]

You should cheer for me because there's no way I'm gonna lose! I'm from Destiny Islands and I fight the heartless and I'm a keyblade wielder! I won a bunch of tournaments so I'm really tough! And I've got an official Hero License!