maskormenace | VIDEO ★ 004

So... uh... I'm not as good at speeches as my partner is. They just kinda seep out of his pores smelling like American freedom right off the damn bat. It's pretty impressive actually.

[ Okay, already he's losing his train of thought. bear with him, folks. ]

But I feel like I have to say something to the imPorts worried and ready to fight. I am too, and I have. I've been north and I've fought with and against Russia. And let me tell ya, it's a lot easier when you are with them.

Look, they fight like they got nothing to lose. And that's hard to squash with an army, let alone all by yourselves. Seriously, there's a reason Napoleon and ol' Uncle Adolph got a few steps in Mother Russia and said "To hell with this!" Honest. They definitely said that...

So, I mean, I know some... or... a lot aren't too trusting of the government, but they have the resources to keep you safer than on your own.

And I can see the eyes rolling! [ He's pointing at you asshole right now! HE SEES YOU! ] but Russian winter's nothing to get cocky about. So please consider letting the military foot the bill to keep ya warm and fed. Don't let pride get you killed.

Our brothers and sisters don't want to return home—and they will!—to fallen vigilantes. They wanna come home to the imPorts' united forces kicking Russia's Commie butt back to Santa's workshop. Yeah! That far!

I won't convince some of you, but there's plenty of you civilians with new powers and new egos and axes to grind and no experience. Use that anger smartly, please. Help the military in any way you can!

[ Then he kinda goes silent. ]

Uhmm, okay, thank you? Yeah...

[ Oookay, he's gonna turn this off now. ]

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You didn't see my eyes rolling you star spangled bastard.

You guessed.

[He wasn't going to say anything but then Bucky pointed out the Russian winter and he. Has to know.]

... How cold.

[It's quite a way to say it, but Bucky's got a point. Heiji's read enough history to know that Russia isn't a laughing matter, and enough about people starting wars to know that even though their friends are in space, Russia itself is going to be a target.

Nothing like getting information from the source, after all.]

Dunno how many're gonna listen, but it needed t'be said. I've already heard talk of people gearin' up for action.

I'm with 'em. Don't trust 'em. Don't like this world. Always said all along that we were gonna be their war tools, thrown right on the front line. But I'm with 'em if they got the resources to help me get my son back.

[ Carl Grimes is literally the only person in the world who could make Rick decide to side with the military. ]

Eh, depends on where they go. [ Says one Russian to the commie puncher, although he's awfully deadpan about it. ] Probably won't be Sochi, though. Maybe go into detail about their fingers freezing and snapping off.

[ Bit of an exaggeration, but... ]

[Ken decides only to pick the things that he really cares about.]

What are some things that can be done to survive Russian winters without proper heating?

Hey, you said that thing about Russian winters and it got me wondering, is there a way we could start getting people condition-trained for it? Like, have them training in stealth and survival in a similar climate like... like...

[And Joaquin switches over already from video to audio because he needs his comm to look up something on the internet. He finds it after a mess of peck-typing and gives an exclamation of discovery.]

Ah! Canada! Could people maybe train in Canada to get ready for rescue efforts, do you think?

are you seriously encouraging civilians to sign up with the military to fight them dirty commies

All right, all right! Yes sir, great advice! [ He even salutes! Damn if he isn't enthusiastic. ] After all, after all, fifty is a whole lot of people! How else would we get them all back?

Are you coming too?

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