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(going from apocalypse to sunny north carolina is not exactly how wendy expected her day to turn out. especially without her friends around. not to mention, the last time she saw government officials, they were raiding the mystery shack, so needless to say, she's pretty on edge and isn't even sure if this is reality or bill dumping more weirdness on her.

her grip is firm on her crossbow, and when she's handed her file, her anger goes boiling over.) What the hell is this?! How do you guys even know this about me?!

(the agent ignores her, instead directing her to the car to take her to her home here. before another word gets out, she flings her crossbow up and shoves the file in her back pocket.) Get back! Get back or I'll break your arm like I broke the Discount Auto Mart Warrior's! (she's told something like calm down, don't do anything rash, things like that, but she only backs away even more, and after firing a warning shot arrow at the guy's feet, she makes a break for it and hurriedly loses herself in the crowd.) Psh, like I'm trusting anything that has anything to do with this place...

(video, nonah)

(later on, wendy turns her comm device, after fiddling around with it. most of her anger has ebbed away, but there's still a decent amount of frustration in her. she's got scrapes and bruises here and there, definitely looking worse for the wear. getting taken away from defending your hometown can do that to you. with her crossbow in one hand, and a bag of chip in the other, she's taken to practicing her aim on nearby trees. she... might occasionally divert her aim and accidentally come close to hitting people. probably people that give her weird looks.) So, anyone wanna tell me how much of this is real or fake? Am I gonna say some codeword and wake up in another bubble prison? I don't trust the suits anymore than I can spit because of conspiracies or whatever.

(she stops her next shot as her eyes widen in surprise.) Man, I'm turning into Dipper...

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[Mabel is Not Great at listening or reading the entirety of anything on her best day. This is not one of her best days, thanks to a killer Mabel Juice hangover and also staying up until three in the morning playing ukulele purely to annoy her brother. Which means she completely, totally, 100% ignores the Dipper-like tendencies and the mention of bubble prisons when she sees Wendy's face on the network. Instead, she screams.]

WENDY!!

[Hoo boy. That was loud. That was... uncomfortably loud.]

Oh, its' definitely real all right. As normal and boring as a land such as this can get. [ Hi, Wendy. Meet the forest Hobo who is technically jailed hobo. ]

Wendy? Tell me you brought the back pillow with you. That is literally the only sentence I will accept or am willing to hear.

[smiling, smiling.]

I wouldn't go so far as to say I trust our American hosts, but it does seem that this is the genuine, alternate Earth. As for prisons, I don't think they're bubble-shaped here, so you're safe in that regard.

(wendy jerks in surprise at the sound of hearing her name yelled in a frequency only dogs can hear. she fires off her crossbow at just the wrong time, and a scream can be heard in the distance as wendy turns to the camera.) Mabel!? Dude, are you for real?

Yeah, well I'll take boring and normal over crazy and fake after coming from the Oddpocalypse. (hobos are nothing big, mcgucket is a weird... semi friend.)

(........................................... there is only the longest pause before she actually answers. angry.) Seriously, Mr. Pines?! We just came from the apocalypse and all you care about is your back pillow!?

(insert the longest groan known to man.) No, Mr. Pines, I didn't bring your back pillow.

[When Dipper hears his name, he assumes it's just Mabel making fun of him again, so he replies before gets a good look at whoever's posting or recognises the voice.]

What do you mean, turning into Dipper!

[Wait a second...]

Wendy! Ohmygosh, Wendy!! You're here!!

The realest! Oh my gosh Wendy you have missed so much I have superpowers and so does Dipper and Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford and Pacifica and I just took over a warship! I had to give it up but it was so cool. [Pause, breathe.] What powers did you get?!

(the smiling... is actually a little calming. seeing something normal is good, but she's still on edge because it's. normal.) Wait... alternate? You mean like another dimension?

[Of course that's all he cares about. The apocalypse definitely wouldn't have it, that level of comfort completely goes against its aesthetic.]

Ugh, great. Now I'm going to have to go buy one. With money. Augh.

I'm not sure exactly what you mean by "this", but I can tell you that all the stuff that sounds the craziest? It's very, very real.

Yes, just like the theoretical physicists say. But I doubt even they would have expected this kind of proof.

You know Dipper?

All real so far, sorry

[... See, Mina was going to reply to the effect that she's pretty sure this world is real, but she's more suddenly worried about her injuries.]

Hey, hey, are you alright? You look kinda beat up...

(annnnd there's the sound of her crossbow going off in surprise again, this time someone yelling obscenities at her for almost knocking his eye out.) Dipper? Oh my god, you're real, right?

Just. This. (she gestures to basically everything.) Everything. You're sure it's real? Because I just broke out of a bubble prison that basically turned fantasy into reality.

yeah, little dude's my friend

nah, real is good. at least i can punch something

This? It's nothing, just surviving the apocalypse. (said casually as she shoves more chips in her mouth. it's really nice not eating something you just killed.)

Oh, I believe it, my friends' great uncle apparently lived in another dimension for a while. Just never thought I'd visit one. Well, I guess one kinda came to me.

[Who cares about some stranger's eye, IT'S WENDY.]

Of course I'm real! Wait, do you want to check my eyes? You should check my eyes. Just in case.

[Never has he been so psyched to show his eyeballs to someone.]

(she is squinting at you so hard, stan. if only you could see it.) Why not just steal one. Besides, I didn't think you'd care with what we're dealing with.

Eh... You don't look like you're turning into a big spoon, zura...

[That's what a dipper is, right? ...Right?]

(... mabel's enthusiasm is. really so refreshing. but also unnerving because of what just happened.) It sounds like everyone is here... is Soos here? Uh. I guess I can do this. (she snaps her fingers and an ax appears in her hand.)

... what? (it takes her a second to think on it before the aha moment.) Oh, Dipper's one of my friends. A little paranoid, crazy about conspiracies.

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