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maskormenace2016-02-08 11:22 pm
nervousrex) wrote in maskormenace2016-02-08 11:22 pm
Entry tags:
- † agent texas | n/a,
- † bill cipher | your lord and master,
- † cisco ramon | vibe,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † euphemia li britannia | n/a,
- † ford pines | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † jyushimatsu matsuno | n/a,
- † kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † komasan | the youkai king,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † magicman | n/a,
- † papyrus | the great papyrus!!!,
- † peggy carter | miss union jack,
- † ray kowalski | n/a,
- † ripley | n/a,
- † robert callaghan | yokai,
- † rose | n/a,
- † roxy lalonde | rogue of void,
- † the iron bull | the iron dragon
ENTRY NUMBER 1/ &text;
[ okay. she's been dwelling on this post for two days now, and if she keeps deleting and rewriting parts of it it's NEVER going to get posted. she has to say this somewhere, right? and, well - maybe this is a good thing. new beginnings, new first impressions - she can make this work!
all she's got to do is paste in the address. ]
Hey there, everyone!
My name's Alphys, and I'm a new imPort here.
To be honest, it's a little overwhelming.
I've never really done something like this before...
But as long as we're all working together,
I know it'll work just fine! :)
If you need to reach me, I can be found at TO DO:
-delete notes
-are job transfers possible?
-format things (when this is copied over to a word processor that actually works)
-seriously delete the notes once you've gotten enough for a column, this has Historically Been a Problem
oh my god there's ALREADY a question backlog??? i have been here for literally two days, how does this happen
dear diary: there are already seven people ready and waiting to be disappointed.
no pressure or anything lmaoooo
guess i'll just start writing and see what sticks
DOC MCPHYS: I've been in a loving relationship with my wife for seven years now (here's hoping to eight!), and every day I spend with her is a blessing. However, our sex life hasn't been quite as active as it used to be. We've talked about ways to rekindle that old flame, and after some discussion I've decided on trying a threesome with one of the imPorts around here. The only problem is, I'm a little nervous (and excited!) about approaching a woman who can throw me through a wall. Is this a bad idea? How should I go for the gold? -- IMPATIENT FOR AN IMPORT
DEAR IMPATIENT: Not to worry - plenty of couples go for the "love triangle" approach around this time! [ i have no idea if this is true??? LOOK THIS UP LATER MAYBE ] In the meantime, just remember one word: COMMUNICATION. It sounds like you and your wife are on the same page, which is good! There's nothing worse than "he said, she said" disagreements, especially when all three romance interests are involved, but as long as you're able to have a heartfelt conversation about the things that matter everything can work out by the credit roll. As for finding an imPort, all you need to realize is that they're probably human too. Think: how would YOU want to be approached for a threesome? [ how do humans do this? how does ANYONE do this?? ] If you keep that in mind, and stay positive, I'm sure you'll be having the time of your life in no time!
DOC MCPHYS: My husband and I have been thinking about spicing things up in the bedroom, and we've decided to try adding another person into the mix. However, he's been talking nonstop about extending the offer to imPorts, and it's making me really nervous. I agreed because I thought we were going to try to find someone local. Asking someone else for a threesome is a big step for me - mixing in powers takes it a little too far! He seems so excited by the idea, though. How should I explain this to him? -- WORRIED WIFE
DEAR WORRIED: This is your classic "he said, she said" mixup. You're not going to find an anime without [ okay important question: is this appropriate? normally i'd say yes but maybe things are different up here. to-do: -is anime legal?? ] What's important here is that you put an end to it early: maybe letting things keep going will let you meet a new and exciting transfer student [ -IS ANIME LEGAL?? ], but it might end with a rift in your relationship instead. Sit down with your husband, and tell him
oh my god. i think this is imPatient's wife? oh god. okay. what do i do about this?? i probably shouldn't finish this until i figure out if i need to change anything in the FIRST letter...
this is too much to think about right now. moving on to the next letter
DOC MCPHYS: I've never been much for relationship advice - I'm more used to hitting the bad guys than swooning for them. That said, I've been having some trouble lately with a particularly pesky suitor. This man I know keeps dropping hints about him and his wife being "on the market," and I'd REALLY rather he stop. I've tried the subtle route, like throwing him through a brick wall a few times, and he just keeps coming back. If punching his lights out won't turn him off, what will? -- NOT REALLY FEELING IT
DEAR NOT REALLY: lmao
i literally cannot do this right now.
i didn't sign up for this
guess i'm just going to go lie down for a bit and see how well pizza reheats if you leave it out
okay i think im feeling a little better now??
still feel like trash but LOL what's new, right ^__^;;;;;
i think... maybe. if i just do this a little bit each day
then i can get something almost acceptable out?
i'm gonna set up a to-do list and get this thing copied over really quick
Just knock, and even if I'm not around my roommate should be able to answer!
Let's do our best together, everyone!
Oh, and don't pay any attention to the hero name.
I didn't understand what they were asking me for - LOL!
[ oh, thank god. she's finally got the address pasted in. she closes her eyes, hits the send button and immediately shut the communicator off, taking a good long breath once it's done. she'll look at it in a bit - right now, she needs some recovery time. ]
all she's got to do is paste in the address. ]
Hey there, everyone!
My name's Alphys, and I'm a new imPort here.
To be honest, it's a little overwhelming.
I've never really done something like this before...
But as long as we're all working together,
I know it'll work just fine! :)
If you need to reach me, I can be found at TO DO:
-delete notes
-are job transfers possible?
-format things (when this is copied over to a word processor that actually works)
-seriously delete the notes once you've gotten enough for a column, this has Historically Been a Problem
oh my god there's ALREADY a question backlog??? i have been here for literally two days, how does this happen
dear diary: there are already seven people ready and waiting to be disappointed.
no pressure or anything lmaoooo
guess i'll just start writing and see what sticks
DOC MCPHYS: I've been in a loving relationship with my wife for seven years now (here's hoping to eight!), and every day I spend with her is a blessing. However, our sex life hasn't been quite as active as it used to be. We've talked about ways to rekindle that old flame, and after some discussion I've decided on trying a threesome with one of the imPorts around here. The only problem is, I'm a little nervous (and excited!) about approaching a woman who can throw me through a wall. Is this a bad idea? How should I go for the gold? -- IMPATIENT FOR AN IMPORT
DEAR IMPATIENT: Not to worry - plenty of couples go for the "love triangle" approach around this time! [ i have no idea if this is true??? LOOK THIS UP LATER MAYBE ] In the meantime, just remember one word: COMMUNICATION. It sounds like you and your wife are on the same page, which is good! There's nothing worse than "he said, she said" disagreements, especially when all three romance interests are involved, but as long as you're able to have a heartfelt conversation about the things that matter everything can work out by the credit roll. As for finding an imPort, all you need to realize is that they're probably human too. Think: how would YOU want to be approached for a threesome? [ how do humans do this? how does ANYONE do this?? ] If you keep that in mind, and stay positive, I'm sure you'll be having the time of your life in no time!
DOC MCPHYS: My husband and I have been thinking about spicing things up in the bedroom, and we've decided to try adding another person into the mix. However, he's been talking nonstop about extending the offer to imPorts, and it's making me really nervous. I agreed because I thought we were going to try to find someone local. Asking someone else for a threesome is a big step for me - mixing in powers takes it a little too far! He seems so excited by the idea, though. How should I explain this to him? -- WORRIED WIFE
DEAR WORRIED: This is your classic "he said, she said" mixup. You're not going to find an anime without [ okay important question: is this appropriate? normally i'd say yes but maybe things are different up here. to-do: -is anime legal?? ] What's important here is that you put an end to it early: maybe letting things keep going will let you meet a new and exciting transfer student [ -IS ANIME LEGAL?? ], but it might end with a rift in your relationship instead. Sit down with your husband, and tell him
oh my god. i think this is imPatient's wife? oh god. okay. what do i do about this?? i probably shouldn't finish this until i figure out if i need to change anything in the FIRST letter...
this is too much to think about right now. moving on to the next letter
DOC MCPHYS: I've never been much for relationship advice - I'm more used to hitting the bad guys than swooning for them. That said, I've been having some trouble lately with a particularly pesky suitor. This man I know keeps dropping hints about him and his wife being "on the market," and I'd REALLY rather he stop. I've tried the subtle route, like throwing him through a brick wall a few times, and he just keeps coming back. If punching his lights out won't turn him off, what will? -- NOT REALLY FEELING IT
DEAR NOT REALLY: lmao
i literally cannot do this right now.
i didn't sign up for this
guess i'm just going to go lie down for a bit and see how well pizza reheats if you leave it out
okay i think im feeling a little better now??
still feel like trash but LOL what's new, right ^__^;;;;;
i think... maybe. if i just do this a little bit each day
then i can get something almost acceptable out?
i'm gonna set up a to-do list and get this thing copied over really quick
Just knock, and even if I'm not around my roommate should be able to answer!
Let's do our best together, everyone!
Oh, and don't pay any attention to the hero name.
I didn't understand what they were asking me for - LOL!
[ oh, thank god. she's finally got the address pasted in. she closes her eyes, hits the send button and immediately shut the communicator off, taking a good long breath once it's done. she'll look at it in a bit - right now, she needs some recovery time. ]
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